Bump this thread every time you visit for the FIRST TIME today [PART 7] (1001)

1 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-18 20:50 [Del]

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Part 1: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1186618373/
Part 2: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1215128188/
Part 3: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1224704201/
Part 4: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1232843359/
Part 5: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1242664032/
Part 6: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1253769069/

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454 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-02 21:21 [Del]

(-@∀@)Thorough investigation of asshole teachers: Generally, they are assholes who "say it like it is" and maybe in a slightly humorous way and EVERYONE flocks to them. The standards for their introductory English class is impossible because they want to feel important and superior even though they have shitty opinions and the one piece of writing they've only semi-published in a college journal is complete shit. Most importantly, everyone is secretly thinking inside of their head "DAD-WAIT I MEAN TEACHER, I LOVE YOU AND I AM RECEIVING THE APPROVAL I NEVER EARNED FROM MY FATHER. OH GOD, I WANT MY FATHER TO LOVE ME"

455 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-03 00:42 [Del]

Somehow the physical conditions of my kitchen were just right so that two rods of the mini wind chimes on the refrigerator vibrated together and against one another, influenced by the vibration of the fridge, producing a high-pitched and continuous tone not unlike that heard by a television or sometimes computer equipment. My first thought upon discovering this was "That's awesome," followed by "I should make this my first post of the day!"

456 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-03 00:44 [Del]

>>455
That's how a VIPPER should think.

457 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-03 00:51 [Del]

>>455
nnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

458 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-03 01:13 [Del]

>>455 the noise electronics make is from loose magnets inside coils, I think they change voltage or amperage or something, just a dab of nonconductive glue brings harmony to the force again.

459 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-03 02:20 [Del]

>>455
Please record it next time so that those of us who produce music may use it.

460 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-03 02:28 [Del]

THIS SUMMER........ PENDULUM USES THE SAME THREE SOUNDS THEY USE IN EVERY SONG.... AND SLIGHTLY CHANGE IT... YET I STILL LOVE IT.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0pOkJVb2BQ

461 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-03 07:02 [Del]

>>460

Despite the fact they have so-called VIP mixes, Pendulum are not VIP.

Please listen to some real Drum & Bass. Please.

462 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-03 07:10 [Del]

>>461
I know, it's a horrible horrible guilty pleasure. I listen to real electronica.

463 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-03 10:00 [Del]

I've got to make a post.

Life is pretty ok.

464 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-03 10:04 [Del]

I was cycling at about 30km/h and I crashed and everything hurts.

465 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-03 11:35 [Del]

Ever since I was a small child my mother has feed birds. We don't get many exotic types, your normal sparrows and robins, finches and starlings and, if we put the feeders out, hummingbirds. Over the years I've become quite attached to the little things, especially when they due cute bird things. With that said...

FUCK YEAH IT'S NEST BUILDING SEASON

466 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-03 19:27 [Del]

>>462
I don't get the whole "guilty" pleasure thing.
Seems to me that it's the people who can't enjoy stuff because of the social pressure who should feel guilty of being spineless, not me for listening to whatever mainstream commercial stuff I wanna.
The last.fm crowd who listen to underground music like it's a chore to get rid of in order to build up a respectable profile freaks me out to no end.

467 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-03 19:28 [Del]

I'm beginning to suspect my neighbor in the apartment across from me is a hikki. I met him only once, when he peeked out of the door when I was moving in. Since then I have never seen him leave or come back from his room, and there are almost always sounds coming from his room even if it's a time of day where most people would be out at work.

The final clue is that he gets a ton of packages. Almost every single day there's another package in front of his door or a notification slip for one. Today there was a new LCD screen waiting for him, I hope he enjoys it.

468 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-03 19:43 [Del]

>>467
Who knows, he could even lurk here

469 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-04 03:30 [Del]

It is a faraway dream of mine that a fellow VIPPER will hear me very loudly singing "Poisoning Pigeons In the Park" on one of my various midnight strolls around the neighborhood.

470 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-04 06:31 [Del]

Dear VIPPER in math IRC channel, nice meeting you!

471 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-04 06:59 [Del]

>>469
I would like a chance encounter with VIPPER in person.

472 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-04 08:07 [Del]

I just realized, the detective with the moustache in Monk was Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs.

473 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-04 09:43 [Del]

Vippin' while eating delicious Pocky that arrived today.

474 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-04 10:01 [Del]

Will I ever FEEL VIP?

475 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-04 11:33 [Del]

I love life and wish to LEAP IN THE AIR!

476 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-04 13:41 [Del]

I feel bored, but still VIP.

477 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-04 14:50 [Del]

Look, no hands!

478 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-04 18:23 [Del]

Close encounter of the VIP kind.

479 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-04 18:33 [Del]

>>472
Holy fuck.

480 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-04 18:33 [Del]

>>472
Holy fuck.

481 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-04 22:20 [Del]

>>r472
Holy fuck.

482 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-04 22:32 [Del]

Drinku bump~

483 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-04 22:41 [Del]

Gordon R. Dickson is a genius.

484 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-04 23:10 [Del]

>>484 is a nice number

485 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-05 04:19 [Del]

I hate not having lectures since at midday sun is shining into my room while I'm there and I can't do anything.

486 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-06 06:15 [Del]

eidle-eidle ee
eidle-eidle ee

487 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-06 14:48 [Del]

Gordon R. Dickson is still a genius. But I'm revisiting William Gibson now.

488 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-06 15:17 [Del]

I am going to spend this awful moonless night by watching ANIMUS. That's what I'm gonna do, Gungrave or something.

489 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-06 21:32 [Del]

It's moonless here too. Makes the night feel, eerie...

490 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-07 12:37 [Del]

I remember I used to go out at night, and lay in the bed of my father's truck, or sit on the back of my car, and just admire the night sky. Looking up, it seemed like a deep ocean, one that I could reach in to, but never reach the bottom...

I wonder why I stopped doing that...

491 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-07 14:17 [Del]

Klomp ka-klomp

492 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-07 14:33 [Del]

>>490
You remind me of a good friend I've known since my freshman year of high school. We were the typical outcasts who liked walking around in washes, parks, and deserts, looking for physical obstacles and scenic beauty to fuel our overarching love of adventure derived from reading an endless number of fantasy novels. However, I watched the spirit of curiosity drain faster and farther from him as society's obscene demands inebriated him with a halting cynicism, leaving him scratching at its windows and cursing madly into the faint summer sun he may never again reach.

So basically he went from dreamy wanderer to rat racer. He works ridiculous hours, drinks quite a bit, and smokes a good deal, the joy we once shared seemingly but a dull shade of gray over his brilliant green eyes. sigh

493 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-07 18:18 [Del]

I'M THE VIPPER AND I'VE COME TO VIP YOUR WINDOWS

494 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-07 18:42 [Del]

>>493

Awesome! My windows are in need of much VIPPING.

495 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-07 21:10 [Del]

I HAVEN'T BEEN BUMPING, THIS IS INEXCUSABLE

496 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-07 22:27 [Del]

>>492
Sounds like he could use some Prozac

497 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-07 23:54 [Del]

spittoon

498 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-08 01:05 [Del]

>>496
I hope you die of auto-erotic asphyxiation.

499 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-08 03:51 [Del]

I was invited to go to Sakuracon with my boyfriend, but I have classes so I can not go, also it would cost a lot of money.

This post is also a setup for >>500's beautiful post.

500 Post deleted by moderator.

501 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-08 07:48 [Del]

>>500
What a terrible >>500.

502 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-08 07:52 [Del]

Don't mind >>500. We only let him out of the basement once per thread, and for a good reason, as you can see. Now get back down there >>500, or you won't have any supper tonight.

503 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-08 08:14 [Del]

>>500
God damnit, I can't believe this.

And I'm ageing this.

504 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-08 09:29 [Del]

>>500
( ゜Д゜) Let's all pretend this didn't happen. Move along people.

505 Name: VIP QUALITY Enforcement Officer : 2010-03-08 10:30 [Del]

>>500
Alert! Alert! We need immediate isolation of this post to maintain QUALITY levels!

506 Name: (・з・) : 2010-03-08 10:36 [Del]

The problem has been taken care of. Thank you for your continued VIPness.

507 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-08 11:08 [Del]

( ;_;)My poor ojiisan nearly had a heart attack when he read that

( `Д´)Shame on you >>500!

508 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-08 12:55 [Del]

Whatever the hell >>500 was, it is now far far worse

509 Name: English jailer : 2010-03-08 13:01 [Del]

A section of 5000×4300×2500cm. has been prepared for >>500.

510 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-08 15:29 [Del]

I am traumatised by >>500 and I remand a refund.

511 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-08 17:24 [Del]

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Stock in SAOVQ is plummeting!

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513 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-08 18:30 [Del]

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515 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-08 20:48 [Del]

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516 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-08 23:08 [Del]

さいたまさいたまさいたま!!!

517 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-09 00:43 [Del]

I ate some Balsamic Vinegar and Sweet Onion kettle chips the other day. Goddamn, were they tasty.

518 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-09 01:59 [Del]

ますみんでオナニーなう

519 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-09 03:18 [Del]

Happiness is here.

520 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-09 06:53 [Del]

I think Mikuru has cancer, she lost her hair and breasts (;・Д・)

521 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-09 12:12 [Del]

I just had a moment where I realized how awesome it is that while I wait for my food to finish cooking I can sit here and check out pictures that Noguchi Souichi has tweeted from the International Space Station.

One of those "holy shit we live in the future" things. He's in SPACE!

522 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-09 12:35 [Del]

What can YOU do for VIP QUALITY? By posting QUALITY.

If you cannot, just bump. Like this.

523 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-09 12:48 [Del]

I believe that SAoVQ should commit itself to achieving the goal, before this decade is out, of landing a VIPPER on the Moon

524 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-09 17:38 [Del]

Something that would normally upset someone just happened to me.

However, I'm far too distant to really care. So I VIP, I VIP so far away.

525 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-09 17:41 [Del]

>>524
And I VIP, I VIP all night and day.

526 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-09 19:47 [Del]

DQNig from the land of the morning calm

527 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-09 21:47 [Del]

>>525

Couldn't VIP away.

528 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-09 21:54 [Del]

Just came back from a hiatus on VIPPING, I ust couldn't find the time to come to the site in the recent past. Hut holy crap, catching up on a lot of the stuff I missed, and I can't stop laughing.

Keep up the good work, I'll try and find some time in my day to visit. Thanks for all the wwww!

529 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-09 22:24 [Del]

brb VIPPING to the moon

530 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-09 22:46 [Del]

>>529
Don't forget to take a blanket

531 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-10 00:55 [Del]

I had never been part of a social drinking group until now. However I do not drink, and have thus successfully filled the niche of the shy dude who is good at video games and fun to watch. Life isn't so bad when you have a Wii instead of your computer.

532 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-10 01:10 [Del]

>>530
I'd rather have him bring a slanket.

533 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-10 07:11 [Del]

I watched The Boy Who Could Fly last night. I'd say it was VIP Quality.

It involves a boy who wants to fly. Sound familiar to VIPPER?

⊂二二二( ^ω^)二⊃

534 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-10 12:03 [Del]

I procured a camera, but the moon won't be full until the end of March.

535 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-10 15:07 [Del]

Bumpin while CRAMING for upcoming FINAL EXAMS.

536 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-11 01:05 [Del]

>>534
Are you planning on being under it loli to issho?

537 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-11 04:14 [Del]

Living in the Area is so simple. I feel like an Amish, except with VIP.

538 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-11 12:15 [Del]

Happy 311 day VIPPER!

539 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-11 12:20 [Del]

Today, a guy called me a bastard. Or a barmaid, I can't be sure.

540 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-11 23:49 [Del]

I have visited so post I will.

541 Name: [LJ] Personal Blog Angst [Drama] : 2010-03-12 02:39 [Del]

I am mentoring a group of about 20 college freshmen. At the beginning of the year it started out OK, I had them 3 at a time over to my apartment for dinner, and helped them register for freshman classes. But as time went on, I forgot their names, and forgot how to recognize them, and eventually completely lost touch with all of them. One of them texted me once for professor advice, and since I was busy at the time I had to just text back when a good time to call me was. He never called me back, and I felt too awkward to take initiative. That's the last I heard from any one of them.

Now we're supposed to contact them again and help them register for sophomore year classes, but I am having great difficulty bringing myself to e-mail them about it because I am so ashamed at having failed so greatly as a mentor.

542 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-12 07:18 [Del]

>>538

BUT 311 ARE TERRIBLE.

THIS IS NOT A HAPPY DAY AT ALL FOR ME NOW I KNOW WHAT IT IS NO SIR.

543 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-12 22:00 [Del]

I should probably move this unsealed bottle of isopropyl alchohol before temptation overcomes me, and I drink it.

544 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-12 22:09 [Del]

Just discovered http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/banners/
and lol'd hysterically because I am a JEW.

545 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-13 14:34 [Del]

Where is the banners page, anyway

546 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-13 15:46 [Del]

547 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-13 18:22 [Del]

Don't forget about Daylight Savings Time. (´ー`)

548 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-13 22:26 [Del]

Did any other VIPPERS go to Video Games Live in Tucson?

549 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-13 23:36 [Del]

Going to pick up the new Pokemon game with some when the sun rises.

We're such children.

550 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-14 00:06 [Del]

>>547
Fuck I forgot, and now it's suddenly 3:00

551 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-14 03:46 [Del]

Apparently it's Mother's Day. Luckily my mother was simply amused by how completely unaware of this I was.

I just thought it was White Day, weeaboo that I am.

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