I have a knobbly eye
Ugh, all of this identification of VIPPERs is getting to be a bit much. Come on guys, where's your quality?
I was invited to go to Sakuracon with my boyfriend, but I have classes so I can not go, also it would cost a lot of money.
This post is also a setup for >>500's beautiful post.
Acrylic dye facial
HEY FUCK GUY!!!! I BACK!!! YOU REMEMBER? MY IQ OVER 170!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Bumping and hungry.
I just spent the entire day rewatching all of Lain.
Just having a nice relaxing smoke of crack.
>>153
THAT DOESN'T SOUND SO BAD.
THAT DOESN'T SOUND BAD AT ALLLLLL.
It is a faraway dream of mine that a fellow VIPPER will hear me very loudly singing "Poisoning Pigeons In the Park" on one of my various midnight strolls around the neighborhood.
I do not normally bump this
"What point is there?" I say to myself
but, TODAY
TODAY IS A NEW DAY!
A NEW ME!
I WILL BUMP THIS THREAD!
I wonder where Dash Billions is today...
No relationship but hopefully my russian bride will arive any day.
Please listen to me, it really is related to this thread. It was April Fools' Day a while ago, you know, April Fools'? Well. Anyway. I went to SAoVQ, and there were an insane number of people posting there, I could barely get in. Then, I looked at >>729. He had written:
"I'm not posting in this thead. ... APRIL FOOLS! Haha, got ya!"
Oh, the stupidity. That idiot. You, don't come to SAoVQ just to post these stupid "pranks," fool. What kind of a prank is it to say you're not going to do something, and then you do it? Then you say APRIL FOOLS, as if you had really fooled anybody. Then right next to >>729 was >>730. Family of 2, all out for some April Foolery, huh? How fucking nice.
"Woah, >>729, you really had me fooled there! ... Except you didn't, APRIL FOOLS!"
God, I can't bear to watch. You people, I'll give you 150 fucking VIPCOINS if you just get out of SAoVQ. SAoVQ should be a manly place, for men like lumberjacks. That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the board table can start a fight at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place. Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start posting, and then the bastard beside me goes "Shall I explain what April fools is supposed to be?" Who in the world points out failures like that, you moron? Such rhetorical, sarcastic questions are not witty! I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to tell them what April Fools' is all about?" I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour. Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "Shall I explain"?
Coming from a SAoVQ veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, the altered kopipe. That's right, the altered kopipe. This is the vet's way of posting. Altering a well-known kopipe means more old material than original content. But on the other hand the irony level is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you post this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the mods from next time on; it's a double-edged sword. I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you should just stick with posting in the Tablecat thread.
In the last hour or so I've been repeatedly forgetting about time differences and being momentarily fooled/confused by April Fool's day jokes.
Somehow April Fool's day doesn't seem as fun (although I'm not fan anyway) when people have their prank ready for the stroke of midnight.
> Forgot Star Ocean 4.
I certainly didn't, I wish I could unplay it. The worst thing was how every scene was written so that every character (including the 3 dumb girls, I mean moé lolis) gets to utter at least one vapid line. The second worst thing was the movement system, Claude Shepard was made as fast and uncontrollable as a 3D Sonic so he'd run into more enemies - screwing up something as basic as moving around, that's the sort of thing we'd never imagined of Tri-ace a few years ago.
> Could you elaborate about [FFXIII]?
It's a pretty on-rails meta-final-fantasy sort of game, where you battle by switching strategies from a deck of 6 then watch your characters play some elegant FF-inspired tug-of-war that happens way too fast for you to intervene. There are almost no weaklings, so even easy matches require that you gain momentum. I spent every fight looking away from the screen and pressing X repeatedly until a victory or the occasional "retry?" screen ensued three minutes later. On the positive side, the main antagonist is Benedict XVI, and I learned how to prepare coffee one-handed. I'd recommend it to kids, but I hoped it'd make me feel like one again.
Because
People are wasteful, they waste all the food
People are hateful, and people are rude
But god I love some people sometimes
Because people are very, very special
And people are impatient, they don’t know how to wait
People are selfish, people are prone to hate
But god I love some people sometimes
Because people are the greatest thing to happen
Having a nice relaxing smoke of crack.
So you've found Daddy Cool's secret Area.
And don't let the high entry fee scare'ya.
one can not for free,
View this much quality.
Quite enough to cause someone hysteria.
>>583
I'm sorry, VIPPER. Actually I hit it with my boot and then ran away before striking again after I've calmed down.
BU-N
>>119
I couldn't do this. I'd die if I didn't have breakfast. ( ゜Д゜)
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm10112147
VIP Voice overs of Hokuto no Ken
Because you believe it has. Stop obsessing about it guys, please.
>>372
Fellow VIPPER, I am in a same-sex relationship as well. I wish you and your significant other happiness.
>>73 If daddycool was a brand of automobile I would use it often.
THERE WHERE MOUSE TURDS IN MY CUPBOARD ON TOP OF MY CANNED FOOD. THERE WAS A MOUSE CRAWLING ON TOP OF MY CANNED FOOD.
I PROBABLY HAVE LIKE
FUCKING
ROCKY MOUNTAIN SPOTTED TICK FEVER
OR SOME OTHER HORRIBLE MOUSE DISEASE
FUCK
Don't forget about Daylight Savings Time. (´ー｀)
I have my first job interview in a week and I am completely lost and scared.
>>428
NEETs are not necessarily wotaku of any variety. There are a lot of wotaku that are NEETs and NEETs that are wotaku, but that doesn't mean that one implies the other.
The next thread will be the last that can be numbered in 3 bits.
Living in the Area is so simple. I feel like an Amish, except with VIP.
I haven't been diligent in my bumping duties. Forgive me, Daddycool
I can't post on the Oekaki board of 2channel.
This is annoying.
I wish I understood how fonts in X.org work. Every time I try to install Mona I just get frustrated and browse the site with Firefox in Windows instead.
This is going to be a lot to comb through.
A girl sent me greetings with a text message, today.
It wasn't for me. She sent it to the wrong number.
I HAVEN'T BEEN BUMPING, THIS IS INEXCUSABLE
Spring break, huh
2 Job Interviews tomorrow... maybe I'll stop being a NEET!
Hair today, gone tomorrow. That's right I'm getting a haircut.
Sociologists are the worst people in the world.
I am drinking tequila and listening to Irish folk music. Suddenly, all my problems are gone.
I procured a camera, but the moon won't be full until the end of March.
I started watching Kaiba. Every time I watch an episode I am happy because it's awesome, but also sad because I know I'm one episode closer to the end.
I eat breakfast foods around lunchtime, lunch foods around dinnertime, and dinner food around 2am. I get comments on my scheduling, but I work in the afternoon, and don't wake up in the mornings until around ~11:30 to 12, due to staying up till 4am on IRC. This will all have to change during summer session, when I got back to school.
These jokes just don't cut it, I bet the VIP Quality Enforcement Officers are wigging out!
I'm not sure how I feel about the end of Kaiba. Without spoiling it for >>722, I'll just say although it was suitably epic and tumultuous, I felt it wasn't as personally moving as it could have been. I think there was too much of the familiar anime trope of "SO AND SO DIED oh wait they're still alive" at the last moment.
Still a QUALITY anime though, I highly recommend it to all VIPPERS.
I don't have hair.
When sleeping at night I often have night-time fantasies of formations of phalluses, gliding between the earth and the clouds on currents of air.
／＼ ／⌒ヽ ／⌒ヽ ∩⌒ ∩ ∩⌒ヽ∩ .／⌒ヽ
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／／ > ／） ノ / ヽ ノ ヽ ノ ／／
( ソ ／ ノ／ ／／| ／ （ ヽノ （ ヽノ ／⌒ヽ /⌒ヽ
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レ .レ レ′ ﾉ>ノ .ﾉ> >
レﾚ′ .ﾚﾚ′
I have an important announcement to make, but I wouldn't get past the puns.
This is going to be a lot to comb through.
(-@∀@）Thorough investigation of asshole teachers: Generally, they are assholes who "say it like it is" and maybe in a slightly humorous way and EVERYONE flocks to them. The standards for their introductory English class is impossible because they want to feel important and superior even though they have shitty opinions and the one piece of writing they've only semi-published in a college journal is complete shit. Most importantly, everyone is secretly thinking inside of their head "DAD-WAIT I MEAN TEACHER, I LOVE YOU AND I AM RECEIVING THE APPROVAL I NEVER EARNED FROM MY FATHER. OH GOD, I WANT MY FATHER TO LOVE ME"
Happiness is here.
''';;';';;'';;;,., >>382 >>382！
''';;';'';';''';;'';;;,., It's >>382！ Hug him!
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⊂(ﾟ∀ﾟ )彡と(ﾟ∀ﾟ ) ⊂ﾐ (ﾟ∀ﾟ )っ (ﾟ∀ﾟ )つ
ゝ⊂彡(ﾟ∀ﾟ )っ _ ∩ (ﾟ∀ﾟ ) .(ミ⊃ ｒ
し u ミ⊃ ｒ⊂(ﾟ∀ﾟ )彡 ⊂彡 i_ﾉ┘
. i_ﾉ┘ ヽ ⊂彡 しu
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三`Ｊ
I would like to have one friend with whom I can discuss everything rather than three complementary friends.
Klomp ka-klomp
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＼ DADDY COOL ＼ |
＼ ＼（●）, ､（●）､.:＼ ＋ ＼ ..|
＼ Ｍ Ｅ Ｎ Ｔ Ｈ Ｏ Ｌ ＼.|
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I have created a website with COOL FREE RINGTONES! Thank you VIPtronic!
I should eat real food... like a jalapeno cheesey bread sandwich... but this granola cereal crap is too good T_T
>>742
I'm back and I have jacked many a lumber. In fact, I cut down and took apart three large trees. The local lumberjack said that I have a natural gift.
Has anyone seen/heard from DoggyCool in awhile?
Deposits the Daily VIP COINS
flag on the moon... how did it get there?
One day, I will be VIP enough for this board. I am lucky enough to have a steady flow of VIP coins.
>>873
What about the visual sensors? The beta version, at least, had sensors made out of an edible photosensitive polymer. I heard that if you're patient enough to remove the wires before eating, it was quite good.
Because
People are wasteful, they waste all the food
People are hateful, and people are rude
But god I love some people sometimes
Because people are very, very special
And people are impatient, they don’t know how to wait
People are selfish, people are prone to hate
But god I love some people sometimes
Because people are the greatest thing to happen
A fellow VIPPER and I went to a coffee shop. We attempted to mingle and talk to cool people. Instead we ended up just really enjoying about four different varieties of blended coffees.
I had a cuddle foursome... someone besides my date also began reaching into my pants.
Here's to making Part 7 the best one!
My friend was in my room playing a game, and I decided I'd greet him upon my return by violently pushing open my door and yelling "BOOM!"
The look on his face was gold.
How are you, VIPPER?
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Why are there tons of posts at random times?
The clouds are too thick to see anything tonight. Here's hoping that things will be better later in the night.
I met someone in the bus today.
This is my first post ever on a textboard.
I will attempt to stop you, but I know it is fruitless, since I mispelled "sage" and I'm too lazy to fix it.
>>462
I don't get the whole "guilty" pleasure thing.
Seems to me that it's the people who can't enjoy stuff because of the social pressure who should feel guilty of being spineless, not me for listening to whatever mainstream commercial stuff I wanna.
The last.fm crowd who listen to underground music like it's a chore to get rid of in order to build up a respectable profile freaks me out to no end.
VIPPERS, why are relationships so hard? Why can't people just understand mutual respect, love, and dignity are the foundations of every human interaction, like we do here? KL I miss you.
I'm beginning to suspect my neighbor in the apartment across from me is a hikki. I met him only once, when he peeked out of the door when I was moving in. Since then I have never seen him leave or come back from his room, and there are almost always sounds coming from his room even if it's a time of day where most people would be out at work.
The final clue is that he gets a ton of packages. Almost every single day there's another package in front of his door or a notification slip for one. Today there was a new LCD screen waiting for him, I hope he enjoys it.
I wish I could employ a VIPPER going to Japan in the next two weeks to get me some Japanese chocolate.
I'm not posting in this thead.
APRIL FOOLS!
Haha, got ya!
Oh man, 278 e-mails on my abandoned account.
I'll be thinking about >>960 when I'll also eating the morning cereal shortly.
I AM GOING TO DRINK SOME TEA
I'm not watching the Superbowl, but I will eat and drink as if I were.
I remember I used to go out at night, and lay in the bed of my father's truck, or sit on the back of my car, and just admire the night sky. Looking up, it seemed like a deep ocean, one that I could reach in to, but never reach the bottom...
I wonder why I stopped doing that...
I got a puncture in my bike tyre and I had to walk 15km home. I'm enervated.
So my suitemates whom I never see or talk to have stopped stocking the bathroom with toilet paper. Joke's on them, I'll just get a private stash and everyone will be mildly inconvenienced until they give up.
Why can't you shut up and don't try to fit in, you asshole.
Maybe I'm just old fashioned but I think an advert for [some kind of product that makes beef delicious] - I wasn't paying attention - featuring little kids dressed as cows greedily eating beef is pretty weird.
DQNig from the land of the morning calm
I hate backstabbing posers, and what I hate even more are backstabbing posers that don't see anything wrong with what they're doing.
Listen hair! Stop all of this nonsense! It's not punny!
six oh one get!
I loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove coffee.
No relationship but hopefully my russian bride will arive any day.
Happiness is here.
F O E
Been playing a bunch of MAG. I didn't think too much of it at first, but the game really grows on you once you figure out the mess.
Consensual heterosexual sex in the missionary position with a condom on a bed with the lights turned off.
There, I said it.
I smashed a nest of spiders today. I hope I won't turn into one of them like the snails in Uzumaki.
Hello VIPPERs~
I procured a camera, but the moon won't be full until the end of March.
Where we are going there is no limit to the QUALITY one can achieve.
Yo he wasn't from Panama
I asked him how he get so VIP, the VIPPER said SAITAMA!
Any VIPPERs in Florida going to Orlando Anime Day?
I hair you loud and clear.
When sleeping at night I often have night-time fantasies of formations of phalluses, gliding between the earth and the clouds on currents of air.
It's Golden Week!
I wish there was less youtube crap on the front page. I hate pages that produce the "Additional plugins are required" bar.
I'm going to spend this day in my father's cabin in the woods. I will do some lumberjacking, and maybe VIP here if he has finally set up his satellite internet.
I think I drank too much...
I just had a moment where I realized how awesome it is that while I wait for my food to finish cooking I can sit here and check out pictures that Noguchi Souichi has tweeted from the International Space Station.
One of those "holy shit we live in the future" things. He's in SPACE!
I am nurturing an omegle obsession and thus have become really unproductive as of late!
I need to stay up until 3AM, I do not normally do this.
Today in the morning, I discovered that I have faint sideburns.
What can YOU do for VIP QUALITY? By posting QUALITY.
If you cannot, just bump. Like this.
>>226
Sir, I am afraid that you have to come with me.
I'd like to get get wasted sooo much now.
I'm not posting in this thead.
APRIL FOOLS!
Haha, got ya!
I should eat real food... like a jalapeno cheesey bread sandwich... but this granola cereal crap is too good T_T
>>805
I agree with you, it is kind of refreshing to come back to SAoVQ and see that it hasn't changed much, even with so many new posters. (・з・) does a really god job preserving the community, and it is simply fantastic.
New VIPPERs, please try your best to make both (・з・) and DaDDYC Ool proud!
I hate backstabbing posers, and what I hate even more are backstabbing posers that don't see anything wrong with what they're doing.
I want to attempt to beat the world record of keeping neko_miko_reimu.swf open at full volume. Do you want to be my witnesses?
I'm not feeling particularly well either, but I am on vacation so it is okay!
Back when I was a freshman in high school, I was friends with this person who, looking back, was borderline psychotic. They told me about all these friend they had who lived out of state/town and had all kinds of drama in their life. They even went so far as to create fake myspace profiles of these people and friend me using these accounts and talk to me.
Have any other VIPPERS had experiences with crazy people?
>>140
Japanese snacks are definitely VIP. I would like to try some strawberry covered cheetos
>>419
But we don't draw attention to ourselves to do it. We don't ask people to "follow" us, or upload cool display pictures. We only inform our fellow VIPPERS of our happenings.
I would not have spent so much of the last hour or so talking to myself had I realized my door was open. Especially as I was commenting on the cute pictures of little girls I was looking at.
At least this time I noticed before I got my dick out.
The 'Rei' theme is full of high-grade quality and I would like to thank whomever is responsible for this.
Λ＿Λ
（ ゜Λ゜ ）
>>455 the noise electronics make is from loose magnets inside coils, I think they change voltage or amperage or something, just a dab of nonconductive glue brings harmony to the force again.
Let us achieve the end of this thread in a pun-free manner.
VIPPING before I go to sleep. Good night, VIPPER, and may we both have pleasant dreams.
Plop, she goes
It was this Saturday only. Honestly you didn't miss much. It was very small. Microscopic you might say. The dealers room was only 3000 square feet, so there was only like 6 booths. It was underwhelming.
However I still had fun, and took a few pictures of cosplayers.
>>754
Horse feces and the word "sperglord" were hurled at a VIPPER.
I am waiting for a dfriend to come online so we can have a VIP QUALITY day, so I am very excited!
Wow...
Shit soup technique
But, but... I wuv her!
Nocturnal VIPPER.
_ ∩
( ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡 Bookstore! Bookstore!
⊂彡
http://2ch.en.utf8art.com/
Just found a great AA art site, that's strangely in English.
I can't hair what you're saying.
I hate backstabbing posers, and what I hate even more are backstabbing posers that don't see anything wrong with what they're doing.
I have an exam in three days and I just can't get myself to care.
I think I drank too much...
Damn, who knew working at a convenience store could be so crazy
さいたまさいたまさいたま！！！
>>605
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm9903838
MAIIIKOOLLLLLLLL
HEY FUCK GUY!!!! I BACK!!! YOU REMEMBER? MY IQ OVER 170!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Do not think of what ends. Think of what begins.
I wish I understood how fonts in X.org work. Every time I try to install Mona I just get frustrated and browse the site with Firefox in Windows instead.
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>>72
I like to imagine traveling at a daddycool because it is REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY FUN.
>>715
Maybe you can buy a gun, point it at them and threaten to shoot. Then, you pull the trigger, but you left the bullets out and-HAHA FUNNY HAHA, it's okay because it was an april fool's joke.
lol, Valentines...
I have nothing to say.
Acrylic dye facial
I planted a tree today.
Does that make me an enemy of lumberjacks?
(For my defense, note that it is a palm tree that resembles the one depicted on the Sega-AM2 logo)
Bamboo does not bump. Rather, it shoots upward out of the ground.
I have created a website with COOL FREE RINGTONES! Thank you VIPtronic!
>>978
At first I thought it was pretty VIP, but then I saw this:
"U413 is an underground forum and link sharing site. Because this site is for elite users we will not be holding your hand. The most help you have is the "HELP" command. Use it well.".
The 1337 haxx0r attitude isn't very VIP.
Just discovered http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/banners/
and lol'd hysterically because I am a JEW.
:<
I'm terminally bored - What can I do VIPPERS ?
I hate backstabbing posers, and what I hate even more are backstabbing posers that don't see anything wrong with what they're doing.
Ohio weather is pretty crazy. It was 80 degrees two days ago, and now it's snowing.
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＼ DADDY COOL ＼ |
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Does anyone else wake up with a terribly dry feeling is hid mouth?
>>137
I'm a VIPPER in Florida heading for Orlando on the weekend of March 19th! When is this "Orlando Anime Day" scheduled for? I might attend if I'm in the area. I could wear my most VIP shirt.
I'm so addicted to playing old games that I nearly forgot to VIP!
Bumpin this thread during biomedical-engineering seminar. Speaker seems to have a QUALITY knowledge of silk as a engineerable biomaterial. I'll be sold if he speaks of COOL FREE RINGTONES.
Band of VIPPERs, loyal to the end
I think the internet is just going through a bad period. All the websites I got to have gone downhill these past couple months.
Early bumping and VIPPING.
BUMPING IN A BUMP THREAD
（ ￣з￣）
I love my hair.
I have visited so post I will.
vvvvvvvvvviiiiippppppppiiiiiinnnnnngggggg
Viktori! Do you see my bump?
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I love life and wish to LEAP IN THE AIR!
"bill we are not together"
No, VIPPER, I love you! ｡･ﾟ･(ﾉ∀`)･ﾟ･｡
No, I'll tell you who gets to eat what cookie when. The gingerbread was mine so fuck off.
>>978
At first I thought it was pretty VIP, but then I saw this:
"U413 is an underground forum and link sharing site. Because this site is for elite users we will not be holding your hand. The most help you have is the "HELP" command. Use it well.".
The 1337 haxx0r attitude isn't very VIP.
I have a knobbly eye
Do not think of what ends. Think of what begins.
Bamboo does not bump. Rather, it shoots upward out of the ground.
Goodbye, cruel world!
>>566
Oh VIPPER you've really got me feeling giddy! I will be done with finals in the earliest possible timeslot--and my spring break is essentially an extra week longer! I can't wait!
I keep forgetting to bump this thread when I visit
>>582
"Smashing nest of spiders" sounds like something I will now dream about in my NIGHTMARES OF HELL (˚A ˚")!!
I keep forgetting to bump this thread when I visit
Ugh, all of this identification of VIPPERs is getting to be a bit much. Come on guys, where's your quality?
Damn, who knew working at a convenience store could be so crazy
We're close to 100,000 hits.
おはよう
what
Ah, I had a great time with you VIPPERs, but I've grown a lot since Part 6 and I think it's time for me go out in the world and make something of myself. I'll miss you all!
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Of course not, VIPPER. Lumberjacks need trees, without them they can not lumberjack. In fact many Lumberjacks plant itty bitty baby trees after they have cleared a forest, so that they may have a new challenge in the future.
Wow, this thread has gone by fast!
Of course, we still have one hundred and some-odd more posts to go...
Oh oh oh to touch and feel a halfling
Today in the morning, I discovered that I have faint sideburns.
>>278
I was considering deleting my gmail because of this stupid buzz thing. MORE LIKE BS M I RITE???!
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>>771
Little does Mike Ferreira know, I would like nothing more than to see the American anime fanbase die. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
>>736
COOL picture, VIPPER. Even without the clouds or anything, the tree looks cool.
>>583
I'm sorry, VIPPER. Actually I hit it with my boot and then ran away before striking again after I've calmed down.
INTO THE FUTURE
>>582
"Smashing nest of spiders" sounds like something I will now dream about in my NIGHTMARES OF HELL (˚A ˚")!!
I can't hair what you're saying.
I had a cuddle foursome... someone besides my date also began reaching into my pants.
http://www.hlj.com/product/HOW00017
This is the greatest anime figure of all time.
>>742
I'm back and I have jacked many a lumber. In fact, I cut down and took apart three large trees. The local lumberjack said that I have a natural gift.
> Forgot Star Ocean 4.
I certainly didn't, I wish I could unplay it. The worst thing was how every scene was written so that every character (including the 3 dumb girls, I mean moé lolis) gets to utter at least one vapid line. The second worst thing was the movement system, Claude Shepard was made as fast and uncontrollable as a 3D Sonic so he'd run into more enemies - screwing up something as basic as moving around, that's the sort of thing we'd never imagined of Tri-ace a few years ago.
> Could you elaborate about [FFXIII]?
It's a pretty on-rails meta-final-fantasy sort of game, where you battle by switching strategies from a deck of 6 then watch your characters play some elegant FF-inspired tug-of-war that happens way too fast for you to intervene. There are almost no weaklings, so even easy matches require that you gain momentum. I spent every fight looking away from the screen and pressing X repeatedly until a victory or the occasional "retry?" screen ensued three minutes later. On the positive side, the main antagonist is Benedict XVI, and I learned how to prepare coffee one-handed. I'd recommend it to kids, but I hoped it'd make me feel like one again.
I LOVE SUSHI!" exclaimed the woman in the thick-rimmed glasses.
"Ah, excellent," Kobayashi thought contentedly to himself, "they are enjoying themselves."
"I love Japan, period" said the middle-aged man in the blue shirt, slight southern drawl lending a down-home earthiness to his earnest proclamation.
"Oh my, it is such a joy to have such enthusiastic customers!" Kobayashi said to himself, beaming with pride at the delight he had brought to his customers. It was an idyllic day in Kobayashi's small sushi shop. But, then things took a turn for the worst. "J-ROCK!" screeched a greasy-haired delinquent, quite obviously high on something.
"Oh my, someone should be watching over that poor child," Kobayashi thought to himself. But, before he could finish that thought, a rotund man burst forth from the masses, the make-up on his face still smeared across his fleshy visage.
"GIRUGAMESH!" the horrifying painted man exclaims, stabbing the air vehemtly with two massive, pudgy digits.
"What has begun here is something terrible," Kobayashi thinks to himself, rooted in place by equal parts fear, and morbid fascination.
"I LOVE ANIME!" shrieks a curiously toupee'd customer, the disparity of voice and adornment calling into question the beast's gender. "AND MANGA" yells the man-lady's back-quatto, the horrifying extra upper torso protruding from the hermaphrodite's back, malign intent dancing across his/her eyes. Kobayashi is speechless at the spectacle unfolding before him.
"AND GAYMEN!" an infernal scarecrow man drunkenly spews forth, every diabolical syllable dripping from his tongue an affront to sanity and dignity.
"Uh...DDR?," says a man quite plainly.
"Finally, a respite from this madness," Kobayashi thought as he heaved a breathless sigh of relief. But what he had seen so far could never prepare him for what came next.
"SMILE D.K." squealed the man's bloated pig-wife, barely managing to stay balanced atop her chair.
As these things happened, a realization dawned on poor, poor Kobayashi. "These people, these DEMONS, have taken all I know and love and made it wrong, corrupted it. I can not, no, I will not sit idly by as these creatures from beyond the veil wreak havoc in my shop!"
"HEYYYYYY!" Kobayashi growls, brandishing his knife like a modern day warrior. "SAKURA-CON HE IKIMAAAAAAAAAASU" he bellows, the traditional war-cry of his family. As Kobayashi leapt over the table, the gathered masses began morphing, face tearing asunder to reveal rows upon rows of sharp teeth, as new musculature rippled forth from beneath their clothes. Many dropped to all fours, revealing their true bestial nature, snarling and snapping their jaws at Kobayashi.
>>620
Sorry, VIPPER. I hope things will work out in your favor in the end.
what
俺は高校の時、ＤＱＮ4人組にずっと悪質ないじめを受けていた。
チンポの写メとられたり、殴られたり、クラスの前でからかわれたり
机に悪口を掘られて、そこに修正液を流し込んで、悪口を消えなくしたり
牛乳パックを投げつけられたり、本当にいろいろされて死にたかった。
俺はそれがトラウマで高校はなんとか卒業したが、大学には通えなくなった。
今は底辺ニートやってるよ。
去年、急に俺のところに高校の同窓会の連絡が来たんだ。
いままで、一回も呼ばれたことなかったのにな。
俺は24歳ニートだったからもちろん断ろうとおもったよ。
でも、しつこく誘おうとしてる奴がＤＱＮ4人組の一人だと知った。
俺は同窓会に出ることに決めた。
同窓会が盛り上がってる最中に俺に人生狂わした4人のだれかをぶん殴って
それで出て行こうと思った。
で、同窓会なんだけど最悪だった。
あいつら4人は本当に最低だった。
あいつら4人は同窓会遅れていった俺の近づいて来て、いきなり誤り始めた。
「昔、いじめて本当にごめん。ずっと反省してたんだ。
一度、いじめた俺たち四人全員で誤りたかったんだ」
と言って、真剣に俺に謝ってくる。
同窓会終った後に、更に俺を呼び出して 「お前の傷が治るかわからないけど、本当に許してくれ」
とＤＱＮリーダーは土下座までしてきた。
ＤＱＮの二人は旧帝卒のエリートになっていて、
残り二人もしっかりした仕事に就職した立派な社会人になっていた。
俺は悔しかった。ＤＱＮ4人は最後まで極悪のＤＱＮ4人でいてほしかった。
なのに、会ってみると、人のできた立派な人間になっていた。社会的立場も良好だった。
逆に、俺は高校卒業からずっとニート、更にずっとお前らを憎んできて
人間性なんて形成されずに止まってる。
社会性なんて身につきもしなかった。
俺の憎しみは対象を失って自分に帰ってきた。
同窓会の日はすごく死にたくなった一日だった。
>>771
PAYING FOR ANIME LOL
But, seriously, this guy is a whiny fuckhandle who thinks that he has the industry figured out. There's a little problem with his (poorly thought-out) rant: The anime market in Japan is not a huge mainstream market aside from a few select franchises. Generally, if you admit to watching anime past the age of 12 in Japan, people will think of you as a basement-dwelling pedophile. Thinking of it in terms of a HUEG MASS APPEAL INDUSTRY GRRRRRGH in any country is laughable at best.
Anime, for the US, at least, was a fad. Get the fuck over it.
Also, >>773.
All I remember about Welcome to the NHK is that I want to rub the author's shiny, shiny, bald head and I'm not sure that really counts.
His head is really quite fantastically shiny.
>>644
Don't forget to tell them you know how to put the cat on the table. I have an interview today as well, it's less formal and important but I'm still a little worried. Partly because they told me yesterday I should bring an informal resume and it's been 2 years since I updated my resume.
>>121
I don't have time in the morning so I eat breakfast only during weekends, and I haven't seen it affect me in the last two years.
>>578
I had this problem for a while too, but it seems to be fixed now~
Consensual heterosexual sex in the missionary position with a condom on a bed with the lights turned off.
There, I said it.
I want to attempt to beat the world record of keeping neko_miko_reimu.swf open at full volume. Do you want to be my witnesses?
>>923
Not particularly Polish, but it might make you look like a Slav if the other parts of your physiognomy support it.
I usually ignore these sorts of threads, but today I am feeling generous.
I hope everyone enjoys this bump.
Close encounter of the VIP kind.
By the end of the day I will have VIPPED in half of my classes. I am quite proud of myself.
Has anyone eaten bamboo shoots? I kind of want to try them.
俺は高校の時、ＤＱＮ4人組にずっと悪質ないじめを受けていた。
チンポの写メとられたり、殴られたり、クラスの前でからかわれたり
机に悪口を掘られて、そこに修正液を流し込んで、悪口を消えなくしたり
牛乳パックを投げつけられたり、本当にいろいろされて死にたかった。
俺はそれがトラウマで高校はなんとか卒業したが、大学には通えなくなった。
今は底辺ニートやってるよ。
去年、急に俺のところに高校の同窓会の連絡が来たんだ。
いままで、一回も呼ばれたことなかったのにな。
俺は24歳ニートだったからもちろん断ろうとおもったよ。
でも、しつこく誘おうとしてる奴がＤＱＮ4人組の一人だと知った。
俺は同窓会に出ることに決めた。
同窓会が盛り上がってる最中に俺に人生狂わした4人のだれかをぶん殴って
それで出て行こうと思った。
で、同窓会なんだけど最悪だった。
あいつら4人は本当に最低だった。
あいつら4人は同窓会遅れていった俺の近づいて来て、いきなり誤り始めた。
「昔、いじめて本当にごめん。ずっと反省してたんだ。
一度、いじめた俺たち四人全員で誤りたかったんだ」
と言って、真剣に俺に謝ってくる。
同窓会終った後に、更に俺を呼び出して 「お前の傷が治るかわからないけど、本当に許してくれ」
とＤＱＮリーダーは土下座までしてきた。
ＤＱＮの二人は旧帝卒のエリートになっていて、
残り二人もしっかりした仕事に就職した立派な社会人になっていた。
俺は悔しかった。ＤＱＮ4人は最後まで極悪のＤＱＮ4人でいてほしかった。
なのに、会ってみると、人のできた立派な人間になっていた。社会的立場も良好だった。
逆に、俺は高校卒業からずっとニート、更にずっとお前らを憎んできて
人間性なんて形成されずに止まってる。
社会性なんて身につきもしなかった。
俺の憎しみは対象を失って自分に帰ってきた。
同窓会の日はすごく死にたくなった一日だった。
>And also Star Ocean 4. Forgot Star Ocean 4.
Nah, you can keep forgetting about SO4.
>>915
To ponder that would require thinking. For the optimum Tanasinn experience, please refrain from thinking and instead feel.
I'm cold and I want mittens. Where the FUCK did my mom put my mittens.
I am up very late and I need to be awake very early. These time boundaries are beginning to encroach upon one another
That post was self-serving and pointless. I am disappointed, young VIPPER.
drifting across the blue skies
>>414
I recently got a package notice. I clearly signed and marked the "redeliver" request card and left it in my box where the post officer could see it, yet he or she kept ignoring it. Eventually I gave up and had to just go to the post office.
Early bumping and VIPPING.
Yeah, like playing the latest CAVE SHOOTER.
+｡('∀'＊)+｡
>>978
At first I thought it was pretty VIP, but then I saw this:
"U413 is an underground forum and link sharing site. Because this site is for elite users we will not be holding your hand. The most help you have is the "HELP" command. Use it well.".
The 1337 haxx0r attitude isn't very VIP.
>>761
I like my USB PS2-controller adapter and DJ DAO. I use it to be a sequencer like this guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rn1qKbZC9a4
My confession is cooler I had a spider in my hair
I am bumping this thread, and no one can stop me.
VIPPING at 0300 in the morning when I have work today. Why VIP so early? Well lil miss VIP took her midterm and I wanted to congratulate her from the other side of the world.
enough is never enough ;)
Gordon R. Dickson is still a genius. But I'm revisiting William Gibson now.
So today I installed Linux. Nothing fancy, just Xubuntu, since I'm still getting used to it. I'm really liking everything so far, although I need to change a few settings before I can really say that I'm adjusted to it. Programming is much easier under this environment than it is under that mess we call "trying to use a command line compiler on Windows."
Anyways, try to guess what was the first thing I did after installing Xubuntu.
Stumped?
I installed Mona Font, and went on SAoVQ to look at some SJIS arts.
font-family: Mona,'MS PGothic' !important; I hope VIPPER's Sunday was one of QUALITY.
I started watching Kaiba. Every time I watch an episode I am happy because it's awesome, but also sad because I know I'm one episode closer to the end.
>>764
I don't really think there was ever a moment where you are legitimately supposed to think anyone died. It's more of a terrific love story than anything (at least to me).
I'm terminally bored - What can I do VIPPERS ?
So I'll make up for it with a double bump
Mouse vipper here. I poured five gallons of bleach over everything in my kitchen and put out a bunch of traps baited with peanut butter. I thought that maybe the thing had left because all the turds were old and because I tore through everything not only in my kitchen but also in other parts of my house and didn't see him.
Until just now when the fucker went scurrying along the wall in my living room.
I feel so dirty and white trashy.
No, VIPPER, I love you! ｡･ﾟ･(ﾉ∀`)･ﾟ･｡
It's 3:05 AM. I'm going to start contemplating maybe sleeping.
Does VIPPING violate the sabbath? There's nothing in the Talmud about this.
I ate some Balsamic Vinegar and Sweet Onion kettle chips the other day. Goddamn, were they tasty.
This thread will always have a special place in my heart. So long, old friend.
I haven't eaten in 26 hours and I'm not even hungry.
Here's to making Part 7 the best one!
Where is the banners page, anyway
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm9891908
JAPAN SUPERIOR
ますみんでオナニーなう
I woke up today and I was surprised to find a stray cat on my table. It is not sitting on my lap and making typing hard. w's were carried out.
浅川さん、どうぞお安らかに
（；ω；）
>>764
I don't really think there was ever a moment where you are legitimately supposed to think anyone died. It's more of a terrific love story than anything (at least to me).
Early bumping and VIPPING.
eidle-eidle ee
eidle-eidle ee
I think it went okay. It was pretty laid back and I cracked a few jokes that went down well.
Happy 311 day VIPPER!
>>109
I did, and even made the birthday singers sing for Gordon Freeman!
从 ﾟ∀从 Hey VIPPERs~
/＾ `ヽ
/ 人 ・ ) ・)
/ / ﾉ , ﾉ
⊂ノ （ ヽノ＼
/~＼ ＼ ヽ
し＾ヽ. ）. 冫
Always
I wanna be with you
And make believe with you
And live in harmony harmony oh love
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/_| /_|I just had a moment where I realized how awesome it is that while I wait for my food to finish cooking I can sit here and check out pictures that Noguchi Souichi has tweeted from the International Space Station.
One of those "holy shit we live in the future" things. He's in SPACE!
It is a faraway dream of mine that a fellow VIPPER will hear me very loudly singing "Poisoning Pigeons In the Park" on one of my various midnight strolls around the neighborhood.
That post was self-serving and pointless. I am disappointed, young VIPPER.
I got my VIPmas gift in the mail! It's Christmas all over again!
I REFUSE TO POST IN THIS THREAD
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Being the perpetrator of a threesome I can confirm this to within a %50 likelihood. However it is absolutely necessary that all members have sufficient levels of QUALITY in their personalities, otherwise fragmented friendships will most likely occur.
I met someone on a plane last night.
Bumping and hungry.
>>978
At first I thought it was pretty VIP, but then I saw this:
"U413 is an underground forum and link sharing site. Because this site is for elite users we will not be holding your hand. The most help you have is the "HELP" command. Use it well.".
The 1337 haxx0r attitude isn't very VIP.
I hope VIPPER's Sunday was one of QUALITY.
I forget about this on a daily basis. Lost in Minecrafting and TubeYouing. Always.
I haven't eaten in 26 hours and I'm not even hungry.
>>72
I like to imagine traveling at a daddycool because it is REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY FUN.
Look, no hands!
What... What do we do if we're not sure if we've posted in the census thread? I don't think I have, and I scanned all the posts but didn't see anything that looked like mine, but still...
>>351
Can you link this? This sounds so incredibly strange to me.
I just got back from a two mile walk to the grocery store at 8-something AM where which I purchased four loaves of jalapeno cheesey bread. Time to make an awesome sandwich.
Hello, I come to you with a true story about poop:
I fostered a cat over the summer with my significant VIPPER. I named it Time Travel and it was the dumbest cat I've ever met. It didn't know how to drink from a running water fountain type bowl or understand how to scratch the catnip infused scratching post.
When we were purchasing supplies, our pet supply store advised us to wait a few days before putting the swing door on the litterbox. We waited about a week in order to make sure Time Travel became accustomed to the apartment. And then we put the swing door on. We even placed him in the litterbox with the door to show him how to walk in and out of it. We assumed he understood. After a day, we had noticed that he hadn't pooped yet, but we didn't think much of it. We joked that he must be constipated. In the middle of the night, significant VIPPER dreamed that TT pooped in the bathtub. I laughed while significant VIPPER went to pee. Significant VIPPER came running back. Time Travel had actually pooped on the bathtub.
('ｰ`)
THE END
Close encounter of the VIP kind.
｜ ※We are still lumberjacking.
＼ ｜ ／ We apologize for the inconvenience.※
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That fucking mouse...
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm9891908
JAPAN SUPERIOR
brb VIPPING to the moon
These jokes just don't cut it, I bet the VIP Quality Enforcement Officers are wigging out!
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm10019748
GAYSHA OTOKO
>>378
You could possibly be his significant other!
Secret VIPPERS!
I'd like to get get wasted sooo much now.