ますみんでオナニーなう
My mother wants to talk to me on Skype.
I live with my mother.
(no homo)
I'm not posting in this thead.
APRIL FOOLS!
Haha, got ya!
I would like to have one friend with whom I can discuss everything rather than three complementary friends.
BUMPING IN A BUMP THREAD
The anime is pretty shitty. The book is good (and more realistic) though, but he's still not really that much of a hiki. More just socially awkward, depressed and has the bad habit of using the internet to buy legal drugs which he then takes in huge doses as a means of escapism.
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm10111236
New nicovideo song!!
Nocturnal VIPPER.
97 more turns until Ragnarok.
I'll be thinking about >>960 when I'll also eating the morning cereal shortly.
And now for something completely different.
I'm not watching the Superbowl, but I will eat and drink as if I were.
>>372
Accepted wholeheartedly, VIPPER. I am happy for your happiness!
And on that note, I would very much like to be in a same sex relationship as well. Darn.
I did not want to bump this thread.
But something compelled me.
Bumpin while CRAMING for upcoming FINAL EXAMS.
Who's going to DEMF?
I guess I gotta put the cat on the table with regard to the matter of my compensation. This pissed-off thing ain't going to work out.
Hello world!
I want to become a NEET but I wouldn't know where to begin. How would I fund my NEETdom? Do I need to apply for some sort of NEET scholarship or grant? And will my resume be good enough? Maybe I can just get a job instead.
(no homo)
I'll be thinking about >>960 when I'll also eating the morning cereal shortly.
Don't leave, VIPPER! We can still share lots of great times together! But please, don't leave. I'd hate to see you going...
Σ(゜Д゜;) WE'RE ALMOST AT 100,000 HITS
>>57
I feel your pain. It's a bit like hunting for a khezu and you didn't bring a map or psychoserum; AND HOLY FUCK IS THAT A BULLFANGO? You try to run away from it as quick as possible, but it mauls you and you lose almost half of your life. So you zone out and step into another area, but OH FUCCCCCK there are those annoying as fuck cats! And one of them takes your last potion and you're running around trying to find a monster you can't even beat because you don't have any supplies so you hit start and you quit the quest like a little mother fucking pansy. And you go to bed all shobon, but tomorrow is another day, VIPPER and another opportunity to make friends and kill monsters.
little unicorn cock and balls
Happiness is here.
Where are you located?
I plan on visiting Toyota City soon, I have a friend there.
I have a very VIP boyfriend for Valentines, he is super cute!
I'M THE VIPPER AND I'VE COME TO VIP YOUR WINDOWS
>>406 is right. We need to take time out to ask about one another.
How is VIPPER doing?
SAoVQ has been here for me in the good times and the bad times
>>959
I'll be thinking about you when I'll eating the morning cereal in a moment.
Oh no I was absent for a few days and missed the swan song of thread 6 ｡･ﾟ･(ﾉД`)･ﾟ･｡
>>754
Horse feces and the word "sperglord" were hurled at a VIPPER.
On Monday I am going on an excursion around my city for Geography class, one of my classmates will be wearing golden skintight pants, is this VIP?
No, I'll tell you who gets to eat what cookie when. The gingerbread was mine so fuck off.
hey VIPPERS i didn't came here for the last 3 month. I'm now living in Japan, and i'm happy to see you all again.
My god, you could fit 80 pairs of UBS mittens on there. That's 160 warm mittens waiting for cold hands!
I love life and wish to LEAP IN THE AIR!
I'LL BUMP THIS THREAD, SEXILY.
F O E
I LOVE SUSHI!" exclaimed the woman in the thick-rimmed glasses.
"Ah, excellent," Kobayashi thought contentedly to himself, "they are enjoying themselves."
"I love Japan, period" said the middle-aged man in the blue shirt, slight southern drawl lending a down-home earthiness to his earnest proclamation.
"Oh my, it is such a joy to have such enthusiastic customers!" Kobayashi said to himself, beaming with pride at the delight he had brought to his customers. It was an idyllic day in Kobayashi's small sushi shop. But, then things took a turn for the worst. "J-ROCK!" screeched a greasy-haired delinquent, quite obviously high on something.
"Oh my, someone should be watching over that poor child," Kobayashi thought to himself. But, before he could finish that thought, a rotund man burst forth from the masses, the make-up on his face still smeared across his fleshy visage.
"GIRUGAMESH!" the horrifying painted man exclaims, stabbing the air vehemtly with two massive, pudgy digits.
"What has begun here is something terrible," Kobayashi thinks to himself, rooted in place by equal parts fear, and morbid fascination.
"I LOVE ANIME!" shrieks a curiously toupee'd customer, the disparity of voice and adornment calling into question the beast's gender. "AND MANGA" yells the man-lady's back-quatto, the horrifying extra upper torso protruding from the hermaphrodite's back, malign intent dancing across his/her eyes. Kobayashi is speechless at the spectacle unfolding before him.
"AND GAYMEN!" an infernal scarecrow man drunkenly spews forth, every diabolical syllable dripping from his tongue an affront to sanity and dignity.
"Uh...DDR?," says a man quite plainly.
"Finally, a respite from this madness," Kobayashi thought as he heaved a breathless sigh of relief. But what he had seen so far could never prepare him for what came next.
"SMILE D.K." squealed the man's bloated pig-wife, barely managing to stay balanced atop her chair.
As these things happened, a realization dawned on poor, poor Kobayashi. "These people, these DEMONS, have taken all I know and love and made it wrong, corrupted it. I can not, no, I will not sit idly by as these creatures from beyond the veil wreak havoc in my shop!"
"HEYYYYYY!" Kobayashi growls, brandishing his knife like a modern day warrior. "SAKURA-CON HE IKIMAAAAAAAAAASU" he bellows, the traditional war-cry of his family. As Kobayashi leapt over the table, the gathered masses began morphing, face tearing asunder to reveal rows upon rows of sharp teeth, as new musculature rippled forth from beneath their clothes. Many dropped to all fours, revealing their true bestial nature, snarling and snapping their jaws at Kobayashi.
I AM GOING TO DRINK SOME TEA
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| >>698, I wish for TANASINN!
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I hate shellfish now.
>┴< ⊂⊃
-（ ﾟ∀ﾟ.）- ⊂⊃
>┬<
／⌒ヽ
/（●）（●） excuse me may i pass through here
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I love waking up to a gigantic pile of drool all over my face. It means I just got an amazing sleep.
I have a confession to make. I have been at SAoVQ since the imageboard came online and this is the first time I have posted in one of these threads.
I remember I used to go out at night, and lay in the bed of my father's truck, or sit on the back of my car, and just admire the night sky. Looking up, it seemed like a deep ocean, one that I could reach in to, but never reach the bottom...
I wonder why I stopped doing that...
So last night I was in the cinema with a friend and he brought a girlfriend and it wasn't awkward at all. We even talked.
>>712
I'm not sure I understand. You killed the only person you love?
So what's the meaning of the ":F" emoticon? As in "There's nothing between use any more :F", said jokingly.
Band of VIPPERs, loyal to the end
And also Star Ocean 4. Forgot Star Ocean 4.
>>809
Could you elaborate about FFXII? I enjoyed all FFs up to FFX, inclusive.
I've been drawing a lumberjack slaughtering a horse for the last two hours, then I remembered that I can't draw and trashed it. I feel bad.
Why can't you shut up and don't try to fit in, you asshole.
I'm having a déjà vu.
>>978
At first I thought it was pretty VIP, but then I saw this:
"U413 is an underground forum and link sharing site. Because this site is for elite users we will not be holding your hand. The most help you have is the "HELP" command. Use it well.".
The 1337 haxx0r attitude isn't very VIP.
Acrylic dye facial
Damn, who knew working at a convenience store could be so crazy
Listen hair! Stop all of this nonsense! It's not punny!
http://2ch.en.utf8art.com/
Just found a great AA art site, that's strangely in English.
I'm also hungry and angry at the postman.
>>122
That's VIP. Also, if you don't have time for breakfast in the morning, eat a Nutrigrain bar or something in your car on the way to school/work whatever.
>>605
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm9903838
MAIIIKOOLLLLLLLL
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm10019748
GAYSHA OTOKO
I have a very VIP boyfriend for Valentines, he is super cute!
There is a small, underdeveloped green grape in the middle of my cluster of purple grapes.
I'm going to post in a thread that isn't this one for the first time!
Today was not great. I hope VIPPER's day was better.
I'd like to get get wasted sooo much now.
I wish I could employ a VIPPER going to Japan in the next two weeks to get me some Japanese chocolate.
Damn, who knew working at a convenience store could be so crazy
I feel as if VIP is spreading.
VIPPING at 1920x1200 on a $1k monitor I didn't pay for
VIPPING before I go to sleep. Good night, VIPPER, and may we both have pleasant dreams.
Band of VIPPERs, loyal to the end
WHY IS IT SNOWING IN TEXAS GODDAMN
I hate myself for posting that I hate my hair.
I like hair.
My friend was in my room playing a game, and I decided I'd greet him upon my return by violently pushing open my door and yelling "BOOM!"
The look on his face was gold.
How are you, VIPPER?
I think there may be other VIPPERs looking at this post this very second.
Ooh, it gives me the shudders.
Goodbye, cruel world!
俺は高校の時、ＤＱＮ4人組にずっと悪質ないじめを受けていた。
チンポの写メとられたり、殴られたり、クラスの前でからかわれたり
机に悪口を掘られて、そこに修正液を流し込んで、悪口を消えなくしたり
牛乳パックを投げつけられたり、本当にいろいろされて死にたかった。
俺はそれがトラウマで高校はなんとか卒業したが、大学には通えなくなった。
今は底辺ニートやってるよ。
去年、急に俺のところに高校の同窓会の連絡が来たんだ。
いままで、一回も呼ばれたことなかったのにな。
俺は24歳ニートだったからもちろん断ろうとおもったよ。
でも、しつこく誘おうとしてる奴がＤＱＮ4人組の一人だと知った。
俺は同窓会に出ることに決めた。
同窓会が盛り上がってる最中に俺に人生狂わした4人のだれかをぶん殴って
それで出て行こうと思った。
で、同窓会なんだけど最悪だった。
あいつら4人は本当に最低だった。
あいつら4人は同窓会遅れていった俺の近づいて来て、いきなり誤り始めた。
「昔、いじめて本当にごめん。ずっと反省してたんだ。
一度、いじめた俺たち四人全員で誤りたかったんだ」
と言って、真剣に俺に謝ってくる。
同窓会終った後に、更に俺を呼び出して 「お前の傷が治るかわからないけど、本当に許してくれ」
とＤＱＮリーダーは土下座までしてきた。
ＤＱＮの二人は旧帝卒のエリートになっていて、
残り二人もしっかりした仕事に就職した立派な社会人になっていた。
俺は悔しかった。ＤＱＮ4人は最後まで極悪のＤＱＮ4人でいてほしかった。
なのに、会ってみると、人のできた立派な人間になっていた。社会的立場も良好だった。
逆に、俺は高校卒業からずっとニート、更にずっとお前らを憎んできて
人間性なんて形成されずに止まってる。
社会性なんて身につきもしなかった。
俺の憎しみは対象を失って自分に帰ってきた。
同窓会の日はすごく死にたくなった一日だった。
Take it easy! You'll do great! A VIP always gets the job. You're a VIPSTAR!
APRIL 2nd: THE DAY AFTER
I have been able to ゆっくりしっていてね and I feel great
HEY FUCK GUY!!!! I BACK!!! YOU REMEMBER? MY IQ OVER 170!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
I'm in a weird variant of the legs-on-the-desk position that looks like I'm going to break my leg with a slightest move.
The moon is back, beautiful as every night. I spent half an hour in the chill of night trying to make the most of my crappy phone camera, but unfortunately it wasn't enough. I'm sorry. I'll get a real camera when I'll be home this weekend.
I have a knobbly eye
>>644
Don't forget to tell them you know how to put the cat on the table. I have an interview today as well, it's less formal and important but I'm still a little worried. Partly because they told me yesterday I should bring an informal resume and it's been 2 years since I updated my resume.
I hope VIPPER's Sunday was one of QUALITY.
Happiness is here.
Today in the morning, I discovered that I have faint sideburns.
I'd like to get get wasted sooo much now.
I did not want to bump this thread.
But something compelled me.
>>712
I'm not sure I understand. You killed the only person you love?
I love my hair.
:<
>>309
Good luck, VIPPER, tell us how it goes!
I'm VIPPING from class. This is the first time I've been in ages due to snow.
I have an important announcement to make, but I wouldn't get past the puns.
I have my first job interview in a week and I am completely lost and scared.
I'm thinking about getting an xbox for the shmups. Is this a worthy investment?
ATTENTION PEOPLE:
I'M EATING A BAGEL.
I met someone on a plane last night.
i been bumpin again
>>238
This is incredible. I think I would have pooped myself. Peep Show is an amazing show. With that said, I refuse to watch anything else they did because they would stop being Mark and Jez.
I have too much hair.
I'm doing some Morning VIPPING myself. I had Monday free thanks to MLK Day, but now it's back to the grind again...
>>721
You know, it's funny that you say that. I just started it as well! It's amazing.
I can't hair what you're saying.
Acrylic dye facial
Having a nice relaxing smoke of crack.
Because you believe it has. Stop obsessing about it guys, please.
Apparently it's Mother's Day. Luckily my mother was simply amused by how completely unaware of this I was.
I just thought it was White Day, weeaboo that I am.
Any VIPPERs in Florida going to Orlando Anime Day?
I keep forgetting to bump this thread when I visit
Consensual heterosexual sex in the missionary position with a condom on a bed with the lights turned off.
There, I said it.
NEW DAY NEW POST
LOLOLO THINKING OF YOU
http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2010/04/19/top-10-things-youd-look-for-in-a-schoolgirl-girlfriend/
Hello, I come to you with a true story about poop:
I fostered a cat over the summer with my significant VIPPER. I named it Time Travel and it was the dumbest cat I've ever met. It didn't know how to drink from a running water fountain type bowl or understand how to scratch the catnip infused scratching post.
When we were purchasing supplies, our pet supply store advised us to wait a few days before putting the swing door on the litterbox. We waited about a week in order to make sure Time Travel became accustomed to the apartment. And then we put the swing door on. We even placed him in the litterbox with the door to show him how to walk in and out of it. We assumed he understood. After a day, we had noticed that he hadn't pooped yet, but we didn't think much of it. We joked that he must be constipated. In the middle of the night, significant VIPPER dreamed that TT pooped in the bathtub. I laughed while significant VIPPER went to pee. Significant VIPPER came running back. Time Travel had actually pooped on the bathtub.
('ｰ`)
THE END
Nocturnal VIPPER.
I'm gonna spend today looking for records then chilling with friends.
But first, I'm gonna play some Leaf Green.
Good luck Lumberjacking, manly VIPPER!
>>490
You remind me of a good friend I've known since my freshman year of high school. We were the typical outcasts who liked walking around in washes, parks, and deserts, looking for physical obstacles and scenic beauty to fuel our overarching love of adventure derived from reading an endless number of fantasy novels. However, I watched the spirit of curiosity drain faster and farther from him as society's obscene demands inebriated him with a halting cynicism, leaving him scratching at its windows and cursing madly into the faint summer sun he may never again reach.
So basically he went from dreamy wanderer to rat racer. He works ridiculous hours, drinks quite a bit, and smokes a good deal, the joy we once shared seemingly but a dull shade of gray over his brilliant green eyes. sigh
>>582
I recently went on a spider killing rampage in my spider infested dorm room.
I won't go into detail the changes that have come over me since then. Be wary.
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Totaly slept through todays classes,
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Need more brains.
No relationship but hopefully my russian bride will arive any day.
what
＿ ＿＿＿ Λ＿Λ ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＿＿＿ （ ´∀｀） ＜ BLASTING OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
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＿＿＿ . ノく＿＿つ∪∪ ＼
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Will I ever FEEL VIP?
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( ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡 Bookstore! Bookstore!
⊂彡
Harblin' warblers
I hate not having lectures since at midday sun is shining into my room while I'm there and I can't do anything.
Just came back from a hiatus on VIPPING, I ust couldn't find the time to come to the site in the recent past. Hut holy crap, catching up on a lot of the stuff I missed, and I can't stop laughing.
Keep up the good work, I'll try and find some time in my day to visit. Thanks for all the wwww!
It's Golden Week!
I just got back from a two mile walk to the grocery store at 8-something AM where which I purchased four loaves of jalapeno cheesey bread. Time to make an awesome sandwich.
(·◡ · )
>>406 is right. We need to take time out to ask about one another.
How is VIPPER doing?
INTO THE FUTURE
I want to make a joke about shoving my game boy up someone's urethra, but I cannot
>>151
You, sir, have magnificent tits. I wish DaddyCool was my Daddy
I still love you guys.
Don't leave, VIPPER! We can still share lots of great times together! But please, don't leave. I'd hate to see you going...
I forgot how addictive cocaine is. I only meant to take a break for an hour or so, but that hour became the rest of my life.
I haven't had work in a decade. (´Д｀；)
I feel like the day has ended, even though I have three more hours before the usual bedtime. There's nothing more to do today.
I'm not watching the Superbowl, but I will eat and drink as if I were.
Where is the banners page, anyway
I AM GOING TO DRINK SOME TEA
lol ducks are shit
>>620
Sorry, VIPPER. I hope things will work out in your favor in the end.
There is a small, underdeveloped green grape in the middle of my cluster of purple grapes.
Nine minutes into the day, and I'm here.
I'm ready to sleep, VIPPER. I'm sorry, but I'm leaving for now.
I'm also hungry and angry at the postman.
font-family: Mona,'MS PGothic' !important; class JavaEnterpriseSolutions{
public void metarecursion(int i){
System.out.println(">>"+i+"\nNo need to go "+metatron(i-880)+", sir.");
if(i<999)
metarecursion(i+1);
}
public String metatron(int i){
if (i>0)
return "meta-"+metatron(i-1);
return "meta";
}
public static void main(String args[]){
JavaEnterpriseSolutions j = new JavaEnterpriseSolutions();
j.metarecursion(883);
}
}No, VIPPER, I love you! ｡･ﾟ･(ﾉ∀`)･ﾟ･｡
>>744
To what might you be referring? I appreciate that we want to keep a high standard here at SAoVQ, but if you ask me we can be a little overly self-critical sometimes.
>>217
How'd you find out they were fake?
I knew a Japanese kid in middle school who was obsessed with The Matrix, always drew violent stick figure cartoons, hated girls, would pretend to shoot people all the time, y'know, typical crazy middle schooler stuff. Then one day he went too far and wrote down a hit list of people he didn't like. A teacher found it and he had to go to the guidance counselor several times to have some special talks.
I really didn't think much of it back then; it always seemed like he was just joking, in his own bizarre way. Good thing that all happened before the V-tec shooting though, who knows how much counseling he would have to go through
2 Job Interviews tomorrow... maybe I'll stop being a NEET!
It's Golden Week!
The terrible feeling of not wanting to eat anything in the morning is back.
Tonight I must work untill the morning because I have a demonstration tomorrow that I am unprepared for.
The 'Rei' theme is full of high-grade quality and I would like to thank whomever is responsible for this.
>>754
Please don't. It was just the usual occasional outbreak of disquality.
Now, let's discuss something else, like our preferred axe brands. I enjoy the Fiskars axes. I like the way their axe-heads are mounted, it makes you safe that you won't end up with the dislocated axe-head in your leg. They are also the perfect weight, light enough for continuous use, but just heavy enough to split the log with the minimal application of force.
VIPPING from bed while IMing VIPPER on the other side of the world who is in school right now.
"You're going down the drain", said VIPPER as he reached for the flush lever, "motherfucker".
Soon, the only thing he could see were the futile arachnoid attempts at staying afloat and keeping away from the consuming vortex.
Insulting spiders while slaying never gets old. At least not in my house.
>>771
I don't even watch anime anymore. There's so much shit these days that it's not even worth watching, let alone worth paying for.
>>978
At first I thought it was pretty VIP, but then I saw this:
"U413 is an underground forum and link sharing site. Because this site is for elite users we will not be holding your hand. The most help you have is the "HELP" command. Use it well.".
The 1337 haxx0r attitude isn't very VIP.
Undigested fecal peanuts
>>217
How'd you find out they were fake?
I knew a Japanese kid in middle school who was obsessed with The Matrix, always drew violent stick figure cartoons, hated girls, would pretend to shoot people all the time, y'know, typical crazy middle schooler stuff. Then one day he went too far and wrote down a hit list of people he didn't like. A teacher found it and he had to go to the guidance counselor several times to have some special talks.
I really didn't think much of it back then; it always seemed like he was just joking, in his own bizarre way. Good thing that all happened before the V-tec shooting though, who knows how much counseling he would have to go through
We're close to 100,000 hits.
Did any other VIPPERS go to Video Games Live in Tucson?
I was craving internet but had no connection, so I found out how to connect my laptop to my iPhone's 3G network. At first I felt a sense of accomplishment and maybe a little guilt, but now I just feel a sense of pointlessness since all I use the internet for is watching Japanese men get hit by trucks.
Bullshittin' my way through the day, as usual. How do you do, VIPPER?
>>809
and Valkyria Chronicles.
I hope Atelier Rorona will be good too.
I think it went okay. It was pretty laid back and I cracked a few jokes that went down well.
Bumpin while CRAMING for upcoming FINAL EXAMS.
Something that would normally upset someone just happened to me.
However, I'm far too distant to really care. So I VIP, I VIP so far away.
>>461
I know, it's a horrible horrible guilty pleasure. I listen to real electronica.
I like to believe that when I'll be taking the train home today, I'll get a phone call, and a cute VIPPER in my compartment will hear my "A Horse Being Shot At" ringtone and will love me.
Any VIPPERs in Florida going to Orlando Anime Day?
97 more turns until Ragnarok.
All of these posts about hair are driving me crazy! I'm pulling my hair out over here!
what
http://2ch.en.utf8art.com/
Just found a great AA art site, that's strangely in English.
April Fools' Day doesn't seem fun either when you are a hollow shell of a man and when the only way you can experience positive emotions is by killing the only person you love.
I'M THE VIPPER AND I'VE COME TO VIP YOUR WINDOWS
Hello world!
I need to stay up until 3AM, I do not normally do this.
I decided to switch and start using Google Chrome as a browser, but it can't handle the VIP in here as well as Firefox. I'm sad.
I can't hair what you're saying.
HEY FUCK GUY!!!! I BACK!!! YOU REMEMBER? MY IQ OVER 170!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
>>923
Not particularly Polish, but it might make you look like a Slav if the other parts of your physiognomy support it.
>>441
The other night I was VIPPING in a parking lot when I peered to the skies and caught a diffuse halo of violets and oranges encompassing the moon which shone modestly through a rippling of clouds. Unfortunately no one else was able to discern the beauty of that sky as I did.
I met someone in the bus today.
No, VIPPER, I love you! ｡･ﾟ･(ﾉ∀`)･ﾟ･｡
Hello VIPPERs~
I have visited so post I will.
I need to keep translating, but I simply can't find enough motivation to do so. My deadline is tight as fuck. orz
Spring break, huh
I completely forget about these threads. I never bump them. What a bad VIPPER I am.
VIPPING just before a job interview for good luck.
Why won't anyone hug me.
I am going to spend this awful moonless night by watching ANIMUS. That's what I'm gonna do, Gungrave or something.
>>566
Oh VIPPER you've really got me feeling giddy! I will be done with finals in the earliest possible timeslot--and my spring break is essentially an extra week longer! I can't wait!
>>111
With 20 different subsystems made by typography-hating political activists in the 70's.
Is the issue that you don't understand how to, or that it refuses to work?
If it's the latter, on the mac, the only way I had success using Mona was with this: http://heanet.dl.sourceforge.net/sourceforge/monafont/monafont-mac-2.22.zip
Have you tried it?
There is also a version of 2.22 in a tar.bz2 archive, it might work better for you.
I did not want to bump this thread.
But something compelled me.
eidle-eidle ee
eidle-eidle ee
THERE WHERE MOUSE TURDS IN MY CUPBOARD ON TOP OF MY CANNED FOOD. THERE WAS A MOUSE CRAWLING ON TOP OF MY CANNED FOOD.
I PROBABLY HAVE LIKE
FUCKING
ROCKY MOUNTAIN SPOTTED TICK FEVER
OR SOME OTHER HORRIBLE MOUSE DISEASE
FUCK
i been bumpin again
I hope that jerk that I hate is doing terribly.
Really, I will never understand women.
>>712
I'm not sure I understand. You killed the only person you love?
Does VIPPING violate the sabbath? There's nothing in the Talmud about this.
What can YOU do for VIP QUALITY? By posting QUALITY.
If you cannot, just bump. Like this.
I'm not feeling particularly well either, but I am on vacation so it is okay!
There are zombies after me again.
lol ducks are shit
>>140
Japanese snacks are definitely VIP. I would like to try some strawberry covered cheetos
I would not have spent so much of the last hour or so talking to myself had I realized my door was open. Especially as I was commenting on the cute pictures of little girls I was looking at.
At least this time I noticed before I got my dick out.
Go for broke!
I'm full of love I don't know what to do with. COOL FREE LOVE FOR VIPPERS
I HAVEN'T BEEN BUMPING, THIS IS INEXCUSABLE
Why are there tons of posts at random times?
>>857
American temperature is pretty crazy. I can cook stuff at 80 degrees.
>>805
I agree with you, it is kind of refreshing to come back to SAoVQ and see that it hasn't changed much, even with so many new posters. (・з・) does a really god job preserving the community, and it is simply fantastic.
New VIPPERs, please try your best to make both (・з・) and DaDDYC Ool proud!
レス数が950を超えています。1000を超えると表示できなくなるよ。
I have only ever emailed two VIPPERs.
My friend was in my room playing a game, and I decided I'd greet him upon my return by violently pushing open my door and yelling "BOOM!"
The look on his face was gold.
How are you, VIPPER?
Another bump, another thread.
All of these posts about hair are driving me crazy! I'm pulling my hair out over here!
All of these posts about hair are driving me crazy! I don't have any!
Goodbye, cruel world!
2 Job Interviews tomorrow... maybe I'll stop being a NEET!
That clucking goose...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr5iAFJdRCI
This regularly happens to me in real life.
Just came back from a hiatus on VIPPING, I ust couldn't find the time to come to the site in the recent past. Hut holy crap, catching up on a lot of the stuff I missed, and I can't stop laughing.
Keep up the good work, I'll try and find some time in my day to visit. Thanks for all the wwww!
Fuuuuuuuck I so do not care about 政冷経熱 especially not the 経 bit why do I have to write this when I just want to lie in bed and read hard SF stories
Fuuuuuuuck I so do not care about 政冷経熱 especially not the 経 bit why do I have to write this when I just want to lie in bed and read hard SF stories
>>111
With 20 different subsystems made by typography-hating political activists in the 70's.
Is the issue that you don't understand how to, or that it refuses to work?
If it's the latter, on the mac, the only way I had success using Mona was with this: http://heanet.dl.sourceforge.net/sourceforge/monafont/monafont-mac-2.22.zip
Have you tried it?
There is also a version of 2.22 in a tar.bz2 archive, it might work better for you.
vnm_yvwnym_vynmyn_vy、
I smashed a nest of spiders today. I hope I won't turn into one of them like the snails in Uzumaki.
I think it went okay. It was pretty laid back and I cracked a few jokes that went down well.
Who's going to DEMF?
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Silent Bump, Holy Bump
>>551
Are you in the United States? If so, you're wrong!
You had me worrying there for a second (˚A˚")
A bathrobe over deep blue pyjamas is definitely the most VIP of my indoor attires.
I am bumping this thread, and no one can stop me.
>>44
Agreed. Daddycool has asked me to remind everyone that a post on SAOVQ does not a VIPPER make. Let's all mediate on this for a while before he refunds your payments.
I guess I gotta put the cat on the table with regard to the matter of my compensation. This pissed-off thing ain't going to work out.
I have class tomorrow, we were supposed to read half of Frankenstein and make chapter notes, but I have had a lot of other work to do. As thus I have not started.
Hello, I come to you with a true story about poop:
I fostered a cat over the summer with my significant VIPPER. I named it Time Travel and it was the dumbest cat I've ever met. It didn't know how to drink from a running water fountain type bowl or understand how to scratch the catnip infused scratching post.
When we were purchasing supplies, our pet supply store advised us to wait a few days before putting the swing door on the litterbox. We waited about a week in order to make sure Time Travel became accustomed to the apartment. And then we put the swing door on. We even placed him in the litterbox with the door to show him how to walk in and out of it. We assumed he understood. After a day, we had noticed that he hadn't pooped yet, but we didn't think much of it. We joked that he must be constipated. In the middle of the night, significant VIPPER dreamed that TT pooped in the bathtub. I laughed while significant VIPPER went to pee. Significant VIPPER came running back. Time Travel had actually pooped on the bathtub.
('ｰ`)
THE END
Wait, today was the super bowl? I completely missed it, and by "it" I mean Animal Planets vastly superior Puppy Bowl.
But seriously, they didn't talk about much this year, did they?
It's been a good run.
I've accidentally saged two threads over the last 48 hours. Not that it matters, since they are both front-page threads anyway.
She's pretty good, but I wouldn't go that far.
_ ∩
( ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡 Bookstore! Bookstore!
⊂彡
Jisakujiens in the dead of night.
lol, Valentines...
ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!
i been bumpin again
THERE WHERE MOUSE TURDS IN MY CUPBOARD ON TOP OF MY CANNED FOOD. THERE WAS A MOUSE CRAWLING ON TOP OF MY CANNED FOOD.
I PROBABLY HAVE LIKE
FUCKING
ROCKY MOUNTAIN SPOTTED TICK FEVER
OR SOME OTHER HORRIBLE MOUSE DISEASE
FUCK
it's the first time since a year should I bump more than once
179 turns until Ragnarok.
Time to check up on VIPPER. How are you doing?
Under the sun, ショタとふたり
>>682
Yeah, only two months. It used to take much longer for that kind of progress.
>>226
Sir, I am afraid that you have to come with me.
Unicorn Cuts?
That was harsh. Besides silly girl you can't butcher a robot unicorn. What part would you eat? The Turbo Encabulator? METAL. The 32-bit NAND gated chips that form the BIOS? SILICON. The sparkling rainbow mane of glory? KERATINOUS AWESOME.
I woke up today and I was surprised to find a stray cat on my table. It is not sitting on my lap and making typing hard. w's were carried out.
Ugh, all of this identification of VIPPERs is getting to be a bit much. Come on guys, where's your quality?
VIPPING at 0300 in the morning when I have work today. Why VIP so early? Well lil miss VIP took her midterm and I wanted to congratulate her from the other side of the world.
VIPPERS, why are relationships so hard? Why can't people just understand mutual respect, love, and dignity are the foundations of every human interaction, like we do here? KL I miss you.
Early Afternoon VIPPING. I'm in my dressing gown, but I was fully dressed 4 hours ago. It's been a weird day.
I guess I gotta put the cat on the table with regard to the matter of my compensation. This pissed-off thing ain't going to work out.
como esta
I hate my shelf now.
I did not want to bump this thread.
But something compelled me.
The problem has been taken care of. Thank you for your continued VIPness.
179 turns until Ragnarok.
I hope that jerk that I hate is doing terribly.
WHY IS IT SNOWING IN TEXAS GODDAMN
>>313
So I see you redesigned your previous company's work flow, what initiated that?
"Well you know, sometimes you just gotta put the cat on the table."
It's 2:13 AM, I'm listening to Michael Jackson very loudly, and my friend is dancing behind me while playing Battlefield 2
What is this
It's so very cold and I wish a cute girl would hug me.
I'm not feeling particularly well. I wish today was Saturday so I didn't have to get up at 6am.
>>111
With 20 different subsystems made by typography-hating political activists in the 70's.
Is the issue that you don't understand how to, or that it refuses to work?
If it's the latter, on the mac, the only way I had success using Mona was with this: http://heanet.dl.sourceforge.net/sourceforge/monafont/monafont-mac-2.22.zip
Have you tried it?
There is also a version of 2.22 in a tar.bz2 archive, it might work better for you.
Is it just me, or was SAoVQ unavailable for a little bit earlier?
I'm terminally bored - What can I do VIPPERS ?
>>5
Nothing wrong with simultaneous making something of yourself and VIPPING! That's what I'm doing now.
VIPPING from bed while IMing VIPPER on the other side of the world who is in school right now.
I am mentoring a group of about 20 college freshmen. At the beginning of the year it started out OK, I had them 3 at a time over to my apartment for dinner, and helped them register for freshman classes. But as time went on, I forgot their names, and forgot how to recognize them, and eventually completely lost touch with all of them. One of them texted me once for professor advice, and since I was busy at the time I had to just text back when a good time to call me was. He never called me back, and I felt too awkward to take initiative. That's the last I heard from any one of them.
Now we're supposed to contact them again and help them register for sophomore year classes, but I am having great difficulty bringing myself to e-mail them about it because I am so ashamed at having failed so greatly as a mentor.
>>217
How'd you find out they were fake?
I knew a Japanese kid in middle school who was obsessed with The Matrix, always drew violent stick figure cartoons, hated girls, would pretend to shoot people all the time, y'know, typical crazy middle schooler stuff. Then one day he went too far and wrote down a hit list of people he didn't like. A teacher found it and he had to go to the guidance counselor several times to have some special talks.
I really didn't think much of it back then; it always seemed like he was just joking, in his own bizarre way. Good thing that all happened before the V-tec shooting though, who knows how much counseling he would have to go through
Kabemp
http://2ch.en.utf8art.com/
Just found a great AA art site, that's strangely in English.
for post (883 .. 999) print ("No need to go ", (post - 880) * "meta-", "meta, sir.")
Band of VIPPERs, loyal to the end
daDDy cOOl woULD LIKe you tOUpée hiM enOUgh ;)
ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!
Bumpin while CRAMING for upcoming FINAL EXAMS.
I want to wake up at a decent hour tomorrow morning and make a VIP breakfast!
土曜朝バンプ
In the last hour or so I've been repeatedly forgetting about time differences and being momentarily fooled/confused by April Fool's day jokes.
Somehow April Fool's day doesn't seem as fun (although I'm not fan anyway) when people have their prank ready for the stroke of midnight.
I'm sorry, it won't happen again... Well at leas\t for one year.
Actually, today is such a great day that I will bump this thread twice. That's right, two bumps in one day.
I think there may be other VIPPERs looking at this post this very second.
Ooh, it gives me the shudders.
I eat breakfast foods around lunchtime, lunch foods around dinnertime, and dinner food around 2am. I get comments on my scheduling, but I work in the afternoon, and don't wake up in the mornings until around ~11:30 to 12, due to staying up till 4am on IRC. This will all have to change during summer session, when I got back to school.
Bumpin this thread during biomedical-engineering seminar. Speaker seems to have a QUALITY knowledge of silk as a engineerable biomaterial. I'll be sold if he speaks of COOL FREE RINGTONES.
Go for broke!
http://www.hlj.com/product/HOW00017
This is the greatest anime figure of all time.
Viktori! Do you see my bump?
>>715
Maybe you can buy a gun, point it at them and threaten to shoot. Then, you pull the trigger, but you left the bullets out and-HAHA FUNNY HAHA, it's okay because it was an april fool's joke.
Damn I didn't realize how bad my social anxiety was until I tried to play piano at Guitar Center and found my right hand was hyperactively adept at running scales up and down while shaking violently in a sort of confused adrenaline rush, my left hand scrambling between even the simplest chord transitions. It probably sounded something like a cocaine addict who had his brain switched with Bach's.
OH GOD IT'S NEARING THE END
I have posted.
