Bump this thread every time you visit for the FIRST TIME today [PART 7] (1001)

1 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-18 20:50 [Del]

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Part 1: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1186618373/
Part 2: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1215128188/
Part 3: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1224704201/
Part 4: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1232843359/
Part 5: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1242664032/
Part 6: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1253769069/

553 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-14 16:15 [Del]

>>551
Are you in the United States? If so, you're wrong!

You had me worrying there for a second (˚A˚")

554 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-14 16:16 [Del]

Ah, SAoVQ no longer seems to destroy my browser! Now I can resume VIPPING as USUAL!

555 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-14 17:29 [Del]

I AM GOING TO DRINK SOME TEA

556 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-14 19:32 [Del]

I too will drink some tea. I seemed to have grown quite a taste for it in the last three day.

557 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-15 02:37 [Del]

Amazing. How do you do it Kakarot? You've always been like this, ever since the day I first met you, always ready to meet the next challenge, even if it's bigger than you are. "So, we meet at last. We have been expecting you, Kakarot. We were beginning to think you wouldn't show. Hopefully, now things will get more interesting around here." "How can this be happening? I am a super-elite... the prince of all Saiyans. and he is just a low-level, a common soldier. I am one of the greatest fighters in the universe!" It was the same on Namek. You have improved so much that it would make Recoome like you were standing still. Your power had increase so dramatically since our battle on Earth that I thought you have done it. I thought... that you have become a Super-Saiyan. It tore me apart. How could a low-class soldier accomplish so easily what I... I had struggle my whole life to achive? After 3 millennia, it is finally happened; A new Super-Saiyin has emerged, and somehow, I have become this popish witness. Then at last it happened. I too transformed. After living every moment of every day for the single purpose of surpassing you, I finally became a Super-Saiyin myself. The prince have reclaim his throne and fulfilled his destiny. But no matter how strong I became, your power still exceeded mine. At first I thought it was your loved ones, than it was your instinct to protect them that spired you on, and pushed you beyond your limits. But then I found myself with a family of my own, and my power... didn't increase at all. I used to fight for the shear of pleasure, for the thrill of the hunt, all I had the strength unmetered, I spared no one. And yet you showed mercy to every one, even your fiercest enemies, even me... Yet you never thought to kill, more for revenge. Only to test your limits, and to push us beyond them, to become the strongest you could possibly be. How can a Saiyin fight like that, and at the same time be so gentle that he wouldn't hurt a fly? It makes me angry just thinking about it. But perhaps it is my anger that has made me blind to the truth for so long. I see it now. this day has made it all too clear. Your better than me, Kakarot. You are the Best...

558 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-15 03:33 [Del]

 So you've found Daddy Cool's secret Area.
  And don't let the high entry fee scare'ya.
  one can not for free,
   View this much quality.
   Quite enough to cause someone hysteria.

559 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-15 04:07 [Del]

SAoVQ has been here for me in the good times and the bad times

560 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-15 07:32 [Del]

Time to check up on VIPPER. How are you doing?

561 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-15 08:50 [Del]

So I decided that I'm skipping the lectures today and I'm already tired of being indoor constantly.

562 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-15 14:03 [Del]

>>560
Tired.

563 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-15 14:07 [Del]

>>560
I'm feeling hard, fast and loose!

564 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-15 15:38 [Del]

Why can't you shut up and don't try to fit in, you asshole.

565 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-15 18:51 [Del]

>>563
That's funny -- my bowels feel the same way.

566 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-15 21:50 [Del]

bampu springbreaku

567 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-15 22:53 [Del]

>>566
You're never alone on SAoVQ ( ・∀・)

568 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-15 23:15 [Del]

>>566
Oh VIPPER you've really got me feeling giddy! I will be done with finals in the earliest possible timeslot--and my spring break is essentially an extra week longer! I can't wait!

569 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-15 23:32 [Del]

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm10022038
This is the greatest nico dance video of all time. ALL TIME.

570 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-15 23:42 [Del]

Man I love Betty White

She's fucking awesome

571 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-15 23:45 [Del]

>>569
Oh my

572 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-16 00:39 [Del]

573 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-16 00:40 [Del]

>>572
FUCK YOU

574 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-16 07:11 [Del]

I decided to switch and start using Google Chrome as a browser, but it can't handle the VIP in here as well as Firefox. I'm sad.

575 Post deleted by user.

576 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-16 08:02 [Del]

>>574
Well yes, it seems it has problems with encoding and/or fonts. Not a VIP browser yet.

577 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-16 09:36 [Del]


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578 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-16 09:43 [Del]

I don't have any problems with encoding or fonts in Chrome but I can't view individual posts or entire threads.

579 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-16 10:58 [Del]

>>572
I wish I could find that AA.

580 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-16 13:21 [Del]

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581 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-16 13:24 [Del]

>>578
I had this problem for a while too, but it seems to be fixed now~

582 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-16 14:28 [Del]

I smashed a nest of spiders today. I hope I won't turn into one of them like the snails in Uzumaki.

583 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-16 15:15 [Del]

>>582
"Smashing nest of spiders" sounds like something I will now dream about in my NIGHTMARES OF HELL (˚A ˚")!!

584 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-16 15:32 [Del]

THERE WHERE MOUSE TURDS IN MY CUPBOARD ON TOP OF MY CANNED FOOD. THERE WAS A MOUSE CRAWLING ON TOP OF MY CANNED FOOD.

I PROBABLY HAVE LIKE

FUCKING

ROCKY MOUNTAIN SPOTTED TICK FEVER

OR SOME OTHER HORRIBLE MOUSE DISEASE

FUCK

585 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-16 16:02 [Del]

>>582
I recently went on a spider killing rampage in my spider infested dorm room.

I won't go into detail the changes that have come over me since then. Be wary.

586 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-16 16:21 [Del]

>>583
I'm sorry, VIPPER. Actually I hit it with my boot and then ran away before striking again after I've calmed down.

587 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-17 03:48 [Del]

Damn I didn't realize how bad my social anxiety was until I tried to play piano at Guitar Center and found my right hand was hyperactively adept at running scales up and down while shaking violently in a sort of confused adrenaline rush, my left hand scrambling between even the simplest chord transitions. It probably sounded something like a cocaine addict who had his brain switched with Bach's.

588 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-17 03:51 [Del]

>>584
I hope you opened that can from the bottom then?!

589 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-17 07:29 [Del]

what

590 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-17 07:29 [Del]

what

591 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-17 07:30 [Del]

what

592 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-17 07:30 [Del]

what

593 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-17 07:46 [Del]

I planted a tree today.
Does that make me an enemy of lumberjacks?
(For my defense, note that it is a palm tree that resembles the one depicted on the Sega-AM2 logo)

594 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-17 07:55 [Del]

>>588
VIPPER is a genious.

595 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-17 14:53 [Del]

>>593

Of course not, VIPPER. Lumberjacks need trees, without them they can not lumberjack. In fact many Lumberjacks plant itty bitty baby trees after they have cleared a forest, so that they may have a new challenge in the future.

596 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-17 15:28 [Del]

>>593
Only if it was a horse tree. A horse chestnut tree.

597 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-17 15:46 [Del]

>>593
In addition to what >>595 said, palm trees that look like the SEGA-AM2 logo are safe from Lumberjacks. They love AM2.

598 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-17 16:27 [Del]

It's St Patrick's Day, and all my friends are going out drinking to celebrate. I'd join them but I have a driving lesson tomorrow.

But you know what? I really don't mind, because I feel extra-VIP tonight!

599 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-17 22:26 [Del]

I found a five-leaf clover today, what does that mean?

600 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-18 06:53 [Del]

>>599
Nothing. Superstitions are bad luck.

601 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-18 07:17 [Del]

six oh one get!

602 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-18 23:11 [Del]

VIPPING before I go to sleep. Good night, VIPPER, and may we both have pleasant dreams.

603 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-18 23:11 [Del]

VIPPING before I go to sleep. Good night, VIPPER, and may we both have pleasant dreams.

604 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-18 23:14 [Del]

I do not normally bump this
"What point is there?" I say to myself
but, TODAY
TODAY IS A NEW DAY!
A NEW ME!
I WILL BUMP THIS THREAD!

605 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-19 01:31 [Del]

606 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-19 04:52 [Del]

>>605
Michael!! ('A` )

607 Post deleted by user.

608 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-19 12:24 [Del]

609 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-19 12:24 [Del]

>>605
The best part is that the truck driver actually accelerates.

610 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-19 22:14 [Del]

What is this I don't even.

611 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-19 23:25 [Del]

Mouse vipper here. I poured five gallons of bleach over everything in my kitchen and put out a bunch of traps baited with peanut butter. I thought that maybe the thing had left because all the turds were old and because I tore through everything not only in my kitchen but also in other parts of my house and didn't see him.

Until just now when the fucker went scurrying along the wall in my living room.

I feel so dirty and white trashy.

612 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-20 00:49 [Del]

I was craving internet but had no connection, so I found out how to connect my laptop to my iPhone's 3G network. At first I felt a sense of accomplishment and maybe a little guilt, but now I just feel a sense of pointlessness since all I use the internet for is watching Japanese men get hit by trucks.

613 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-20 10:55 [Del]

>>611
try chocolate or bacon or dog food. Also,

614 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-20 10:56 [Del]

>>613
Also, put those sticky mouse traps EVERYWHERE

615 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-20 11:55 [Del]

Today smells of endings. I have never been so despondent in a long time.

616 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-20 13:31 [Del]

俺は高校の時、DQN4人組にずっと悪質ないじめを受けていた。
チンポの写メとられたり、殴られたり、クラスの前でからかわれたり
机に悪口を掘られて、そこに修正液を流し込んで、悪口を消えなくしたり
牛乳パックを投げつけられたり、本当にいろいろされて死にたかった。
俺はそれがトラウマで高校はなんとか卒業したが、大学には通えなくなった。
今は底辺ニートやってるよ。

去年、急に俺のところに高校の同窓会の連絡が来たんだ。
いままで、一回も呼ばれたことなかったのにな。
俺は24歳ニートだったからもちろん断ろうとおもったよ。
でも、しつこく誘おうとしてる奴がDQN4人組の一人だと知った。
俺は同窓会に出ることに決めた。
同窓会が盛り上がってる最中に俺に人生狂わした4人のだれかをぶん殴って
それで出て行こうと思った。
で、同窓会なんだけど最悪だった。

あいつら4人は本当に最低だった。
あいつら4人は同窓会遅れていった俺の近づいて来て、いきなり誤り始めた。
「昔、いじめて本当にごめん。ずっと反省してたんだ。
 一度、いじめた俺たち四人全員で誤りたかったんだ」
と言って、真剣に俺に謝ってくる。
同窓会終った後に、更に俺を呼び出して 「お前の傷が治るかわからないけど、本当に許してくれ」
とDQNリーダーは土下座までしてきた。

DQNの二人は旧帝卒のエリートになっていて、
残り二人もしっかりした仕事に就職した立派な社会人になっていた。
俺は悔しかった。DQN4人は最後まで極悪のDQN4人でいてほしかった。
なのに、会ってみると、人のできた立派な人間になっていた。社会的立場も良好だった。
逆に、俺は高校卒業からずっとニート、更にずっとお前らを憎んできて
人間性なんて形成されずに止まってる。
社会性なんて身につきもしなかった。
俺の憎しみは対象を失って自分に帰ってきた。
同窓会の日はすごく死にたくなった一日だった。

617 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-20 19:12 [Del]

>>616
( `ハ´) Excuse me sir, but you appear to have squiggles between your characters. You may want to clean it up a bit and make it more presentable

618 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-20 22:52 [Del]

I did not want to bump this thread.

But something compelled me.

619 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-21 01:14 [Del]

It's 2:13 AM, I'm listening to Michael Jackson very loudly, and my friend is dancing behind me while playing Battlefield 2

What is this

620 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-21 02:15 [Del]

Closed down my business today, I now have to wipe 20 harddrives and then start trying to sell these servers. Bad day today.

621 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-21 09:07 [Del]

>>620
I am sorry things didn't work out for you VIPPER.

622 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-21 09:29 [Del]

>>620
('A`)

623 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-21 09:30 [Del]

>>620
wwwwwwwwww

624 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-21 10:06 [Del]

I can't post on the Oekaki board of 2channel.
This is annoying.

625 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-21 10:23 [Del]

>>620
Sorry, VIPPER. I hope things will work out in your favor in the end.

626 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-21 11:01 [Del]

Silent Bump, Holy Bump

627 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-21 14:56 [Del]

I am drinking tequila and listening to Irish folk music. Suddenly, all my problems are gone.

628 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-21 16:53 [Del]

629 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-21 17:44 [Del]

nooooo I lost my toothbrush

630 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-21 20:19 [Del]

>>628

>She...claims to eat kimchi every day

Indeed

631 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-22 14:53 [Del]

if I bump, will anyone know?

632 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-22 17:02 [Del]

I wonder where Dash Billions is today...

633 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-22 17:25 [Del]

A while ago, my landlady informed me that two girls from my college had moved into the cottage in the back lot of my apartment. I was the only other college kid living here, so I thought it would be good if I could make friends with them.

Fast-forward to last night: I was coming home and parked in the spot right next their cottage since all the other spots were taken. (Parking is just first-come first-served since it's a pretty small apartment.) As I was getting out my stuff, from the backseat, I turned and saw one of the girls staring at me from their window, frowning. She said something to the other girl, and she turned and began staring too, looking at me as if I were the neighborhood creeper. I gave them a friendly wave as I pulled out my laundry basket, on top of which was a large stuffed sheep. A picture of innocence, no?

Apparently not. Instead of waving back, they continued staring and murmuring to each other, looking as if they were trying to decide whether to call the police or chase me away with baseball bats. Hostility activates my shy mode, so I immediately turned away and hurried back to my apartment feeling sheepish, hoping they were just unhappy because they felt like I took their parking spot. More probably they just thought I was creepy. (´Д`)

634 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-22 17:31 [Del]

>>633
To put it layman's terms, VIPPER, fuck 'dem hoes.

635 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-22 18:05 [Del]

>>633
Come and knock on our door (Come and knock on our door)
We've been waiting for you (We've been waiting for you)

636 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-22 22:14 [Del]

637 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-22 23:28 [Del]

The terrible feeling of not wanting to eat anything in the morning is back.

638 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-23 00:29 [Del]

Tonight I must work untill the morning because I have a demonstration tomorrow that I am unprepared for.

639 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-23 02:25 [Del]

I want to wake up at a decent hour tomorrow morning and make a VIP breakfast!

640 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-23 10:09 [Del]

>>639
You should do this VIPPER. I just enjoyed a nice coffee and am now going to prepare a meal.

641 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-23 10:57 [Del]

I got a puncture in my bike tyre and I had to walk 15km home. I'm enervated.

642 Name: 638-kun : 2010-03-23 16:43 [Del]

The demonstration I had to give was pushed back to tomorrow! I have another day!

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643 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-23 17:19 [Del]

I HAVE NO CLASSES TOMORROW BECAUSE SOME DICTATOR DECIDED TO KILL THIRTY THOUSAND PEOPLE OR SOMETHING

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644 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-24 08:58 [Del]

I have my first job interview in a week and I am completely lost and scared.

645 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-24 09:50 [Del]

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm10112147
VIP Voice overs of Hokuto no Ken

646 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-24 13:11 [Del]

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Reason:
This Websense category is filtered: Adult Content.
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http://dis.4chan.org/lounge/

647 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-24 15:00 [Del]

       从 ゚∀从 Hey VIPPERs~
       /^  `ヽ
     / 人 ・ ) ・)
      / / ノ  , ノ
   ⊂ノ (  ヽノ\
     /~\  \ ヽ
     し^ヽ.   ).

648 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-24 16:45 [Del]

キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!!

649 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-24 22:18 [Del]

I am first post while today.

650 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-24 22:45 [Del]

650GET

651 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-25 02:11 [Del]

>>644

Take it easy! You'll do great! A VIP always gets the job. You're a VIPSTAR!

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