BY USING SYNTHETIC MATERIALS, I HAVE BECOME A PART OF MY BIKE TYRE oh god how do I remove the glue
>>644
Don't forget to tell them you know how to put the cat on the table. I have an interview today as well, it's less formal and important but I'm still a little worried. Partly because they told me yesterday I should bring an informal resume and it's been 2 years since I updated my resume.
YOU MCs COULDN'T TOUCH ME IF YOUR NAME WAS STICKY FINGER
I want to make a joke about shoving my game boy up someone's urethra, but I cannot
On Monday I am going on an excursion around my city for Geography class, one of my classmates will be wearing golden skintight pants, is this VIP?
I want to be able to spin pens like that!
So what's the meaning of the ":F" emoticon? As in "There's nothing between use any more :F", said jokingly.
I usually ignore these sorts of threads, but today I am feeling generous.
I hope everyone enjoys this bump.
I have a confession to make. I have been at SAoVQ since the imageboard came online and this is the first time I have posted in one of these threads.
My confession is cooler I had a spider in my hair
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We're way over halfway through this thread already THAT'S NUTS MAN THAT'S NUTS.
Under the sun, ショタとふたり
>>682
Yeah, only two months. It used to take much longer for that kind of progress.
I feel as if VIP is spreading.
If we can keep this process continued in the threads to come, by Part 9 threads may be over in one week.
I'm not sure if I'm excited by this, or scared by it.
Hello VIPPERs~
Ach, mein Handy klingelt!
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( ﾟ -ﾟ) I told myself I would be the 700GET for this thread... but I was beaten to it by someone who deleted their post.
>>702
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Don't you remember? That was you!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Oh wait, yeah you wanted to erase your memory because of it. Sorry...
And now for something completely different.
In the last hour or so I've been repeatedly forgetting about time differences and being momentarily fooled/confused by April Fool's day jokes.
Somehow April Fool's day doesn't seem as fun (although I'm not fan anyway) when people have their prank ready for the stroke of midnight.
April Fools' Day doesn't seem fun either when you are a hollow shell of a man and when the only way you can experience positive emotions is by killing the only person you love.
>>712
I'm not sure I understand. You killed the only person you love?
>>715
Maybe you can buy a gun, point it at them and threaten to shoot. Then, you pull the trigger, but you left the bullets out and-HAHA FUNNY HAHA, it's okay because it was an april fool's joke.
Oh my god
I just spent the entire day rewatching all of Lain.
I started watching Kaiba. Every time I watch an episode I am happy because it's awesome, but also sad because I know I'm one episode closer to the end.
>>721
You know, it's funny that you say that. I just started it as well! It's amazing.
Hey ho, last working day before a bank holiday, wootage shall ensue
Going to the micro-controllers lab is probably the last thing I want to do this morning. The first has to be staying in bed.
I've been drawing a lumberjack slaughtering a horse for the last two hours, then I remembered that I can't draw and trashed it. I feel bad.
I'm not posting in this thead.
APRIL FOOLS!
Haha, got ya!
Woah, >>729, you really had me fooled there!
Except you didn't, APRIL FOOLS!
APRIL 2nd: THE DAY AFTER
Please listen to me, it really is related to this thread. It was April Fools' Day a while ago, you know, April Fools'? Well. Anyway. I went to SAoVQ, and there were an insane number of people posting there, I could barely get in. Then, I looked at >>729. He had written:
"I'm not posting in this thead. ... APRIL FOOLS! Haha, got ya!"
Oh, the stupidity. That idiot. You, don't come to SAoVQ just to post these stupid "pranks," fool. What kind of a prank is it to say you're not going to do something, and then you do it? Then you say APRIL FOOLS, as if you had really fooled anybody. Then right next to >>729 was >>730. Family of 2, all out for some April Foolery, huh? How fucking nice.
"Woah, >>729, you really had me fooled there! ... Except you didn't, APRIL FOOLS!"
God, I can't bear to watch. You people, I'll give you 150 fucking VIPCOINS if you just get out of SAoVQ. SAoVQ should be a manly place, for men like lumberjacks. That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the board table can start a fight at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place. Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start posting, and then the bastard beside me goes "Shall I explain what April fools is supposed to be?" Who in the world points out failures like that, you moron? Such rhetorical, sarcastic questions are not witty! I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to tell them what April Fools' is all about?" I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour. Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "Shall I explain"?
Coming from a SAoVQ veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, the altered kopipe. That's right, the altered kopipe. This is the vet's way of posting. Altering a well-known kopipe means more old material than original content. But on the other hand the irony level is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you post this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the mods from next time on; it's a double-edged sword. I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you should just stick with posting in the Tablecat thread.
>>734
Something that is performed in the 4th circle of hell.
It should not be performed here.
Thank you for your cooperation.
This is the moon under which to issho. Please excuse the low quality of the photo, I am not a photographer. I was also unable to capture the both moon and the clouds in one photo.
http://i39.tinypic.com/23i9uhf.jpg
I'm sorry, it won't happen again... Well at leas\t for one year.
>>736
COOL picture, VIPPER. Even without the clouds or anything, the tree looks cool.
I'm going to spend this day in my father's cabin in the woods. I will do some lumberjacking, and maybe VIP here if he has finally set up his satellite internet.
I'm gonna spend today looking for records then chilling with friends.
But first, I'm gonna play some Leaf Green.
Good luck Lumberjacking, manly VIPPER!
>>742
I'm back and I have jacked many a lumber. In fact, I cut down and took apart three large trees. The local lumberjack said that I have a natural gift.
I been bumpin em threads
I would not have spent so much of the last hour or so talking to myself had I realized my door was open. Especially as I was commenting on the cute pictures of little girls I was looking at.
At least this time I noticed before I got my dick out.
>>746
Why were you looking at little girls (unless they were anime girls)
>>744
To what might you be referring? I appreciate that we want to keep a high standard here at SAoVQ, but if you ask me we can be a little overly self-critical sometimes.
BUMPING IN A BUMP THREAD
