Why did you come here?
Why did I come here?
How were dinosaurs made? More importantly VIPsaurus?
Why are people still posting in this thread?
why is your neck so long?
Why are you everywhere?
What's your favorite Pokemon?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ I hate pokémon, they taste pretty bad.
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Who's next?
Why are you in such a hurry?
Why are you not in a hurry?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ WHY'M I YOU!?
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will you be my friend?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ You know what >>21 ? I've had it with your shit. Just kidding, NEXT!
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Is it worth watching Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei just for the Yoshinoya kopipe in the first episode?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ No. NEXT!
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If I put a saddle over your back, can I ride you to work?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ No. NEXT!
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How do I shot web?
Is the cake really a lie?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ You order your food, they're just all out of it. NEXT!
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Why are you so spikey?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ I'm not, adjust your monitor. NEXT!
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To be or not to be?
Who is next?
Why am I so cold?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ SHOULDNT HAVE DONE THAT HEROIN. NEXT
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( ´ー｀) ＜ WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT HEROIN. NEXT!
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Is morphine good for you?
Why are all the girls in Kanon so stupid?
Do you remember when none of the posts on the board were copy-pasted?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Yes, I remember the days... of the VIP before Time
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Can I get food from you? Rei wont give me any. D:
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Sorry, I'm all out of responses.
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How do I fix tanasinn problems?
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(∵´ー｀) ＜ It'∵ ∵∴t wo∵∴∵∴g w∵∴∵ ∵∴∵∴tanasinn?
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Now that was the res∵∴∵∴ ∵∴ loo∵∴∵∴ng fo∵∴∵∴anasinn.
How do I shoot?
I have an idea for a thread, but I'm afraid it may not be VIP Quality enough. Should I go for it anyways?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ NO. If it is not VIP, post it in DQN. NEXT!
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What's the difference between a giraffe?
What additional needs should I have?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ The need to for a rich advertising experience.
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How much did you have to pay DADDYCOOL for entrance?
whats the best way to kill my ex wife?
WHY DO ALL THE LADIES LOVE ME, WHY AM I SO GODDAMN CHARMING? ANSWER ME THAT ONE!!!
I just told my friend that I love her, why am I so stressed?
>>71
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Except that
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How should I go about becoming a professional VIP★STAR?
What is love?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Your seed slowly drying up on their face.
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WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GET OFF WELLFARE AND GET A JOB YOU DIRTY BUM!!!!?????
I GOT A IQ OF 160!!!!! I GO TO MIT!!!!!!!!!!!! I DONT SUCK AT CHESS!!!!!!!!!!!!
I GOT A LOT OF SMARTS SEE????!!!!!!
HOW DO I FUCK
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( ´ー｀) ＜ First you must cause England to be ruled by a king.
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I heard VIPsaurus is a Jew, is this true?
How many uses are there for a ship rib?
What lies beyond the furthest reaches of the sky?
Why did you do 9/11?
Who are the Illuminati?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ The trueborns of this Earth. NEXT!
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＼ JEWsaurus
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Who's next?
C'mon, just pop that star right back in. It won't hurt a bit, well, not for long anyway.
Do you actually sleep in an iron maiden?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Your mom's an iron maiden.
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Get back, back. There. Happy? NEEEXT
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( ֠↭֠ ) ＜ TELISHA is the symbol in my eyes. I love to share knowledge. Next.
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Why is your tail shorter than your neck?
How do you compute the circumference of an alligator?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ About which axis of rotation? The one used when an alligator has a large piece of meat to tear into pieces? Or the one used when it does backflips and somersaults?
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How did you survive the mass extinction?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ I went underground.
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How does it feel to be text?
Who else went underground with you?
>>109
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Jamiroquai.
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can you dance, if I ask you to dance
How do you feel about the coming VIP elections?
What do you do if you have two questions pending answer?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ >>114 Procastrinate until the thread falls off the front page. NEXT!
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Did you ever fight a battle in a war?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ >>116 No, but I once fought a war in a battle.
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What is the square root of 100 backwards?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ >>118 10i
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What's your stance on Tabasco sauce?
Arn't you just a ripoff of grandpa?
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( ´ω｀) ＜ >>122 What gave you that idea?
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Are you some sort of monstrous mutation of grandpa?
Are you going to run for VIP chancellor?
Ketchup or catsup?
Was it as good for you as it was for me?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ I prefer condiments that don't lick their own arses. NEXT!
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Which anime character would you like to marry?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ That dragon thing from Zero no Tsukaima. Rawr. NEXT!
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Where do they make balloons?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Originally to transport gunpowder and heroin, and now for parties and advertising. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ In a little basket instead of sticking it up your bum. NEXT!
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What weighs as much as a duck?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ A witch. Burn her!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ They dont have souls. NEXT!
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Does that help, or hurt, their chances of going to heaven?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ If they don't have souls, they cannot ascend or descend anywhere. NEXT!
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So you're saying this whole thing is "mu"?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Who let that cow in here. Please take it away at once. NEXT!
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VIPsaurus, who will win the SAoVQ elections?
VIPsaurus, what should I do with my future?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Sell it for 20p and remember that usually one buys futures, plural. NEXT!
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Did Howard J. Slankson really invent the Slanket?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ No Jesus and Einstein did in heaven. It recently accidentally fell to earth. Slankson just found it. NEXT!
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How do I get my first million?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Invest in turkish lira. NEXT!
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If a forest falls deep in a forest, does it mean that there are lumberjacks in the forest?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Mu. NEXT!
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How do you feel about woodchucks?
>>156
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Depends on how much wood they can chuck. NEXT!
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I'd like to learn to jack lumber. Will you teach me?
>>158
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Do I look like a lumberjack? NEXT.
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Do you look like a lumberjack?
What's "mu"?
>>162
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Read about it in Lone Wolf and Cub. NEXT
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HOW DO I FUCK again
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( ´ー｀) ＜ You have to wait AT LEAST 100 MINUTES. NEXT!
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Can I go swim if I just ate something five minutes ago?
Am I the next?
Why does your website suck?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ >>173 is a #faggot. NEXT.
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Can I ask myself a question?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ No. NEXT!
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Can a ringtone be both cool and free at the same time?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Only if you get them from COOL FREE RINGTONES. NEXT!
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Where is the love?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ 50 bucks an hour. NEXT!
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Was the Election rigged?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ no ;) NExT!
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Are you on Daddycool's Payroll?
What's it like being a ＶＩＰ★ＳＴＡＲ?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Could be better. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
How do you roll?
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Liek a hedgehog, bitch. NEXT!
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＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
What do you think of the sub-prime housing crisis?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU FREAK‽
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ The same thing that's wrong with YOU.
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
Why didn't you say NEXT!?
>>192
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ I was waiting on a comeback. NEXT
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
>>194
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Either it's really dry (and I'd be glad to moisturize it [;)]) or you need to fucking clean it. NEXT
＼ < └──────────
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＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
Taugafræðilegur grunnur meðvitundar?
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ I GRUNNURed your mom before your grandma was born. NEXT!
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＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
Who is Tyler Durden?
Who are to answer VIPsaurus' questions?
Are bitches safe from Chicago Ted?
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ As long as they aren't zombie bitches. NEXT!
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＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
Why did you saged the thread 3 post above?
Are those mittens on your legs, or are you just enjoying a merry VIPmas?
How do I carried out?
、 ,.ヽ
l ヽ、 / l
l ゝ-─┴- ､! ┌─────────
レ '´＼ ／ ｀ヽ ＜ WHY DOES KIMCHI TASTE SO GOOD NIDA?
{ ∀ } └────────── ｆl
ヽ ノ ' l
｀ ｰ - ─ ７´ / l
丶 }、 _ -─ 、 ノ l
｀ ､ ′＼ , ´ ｀ヽ, - '´ /
＼ ｀ ー ´ , ｀ ノ
｀ヽ、 { ／
｀ ‐ ､_ | , ヽ / ／
/ ｀ ７ / ｧ‐个┐ f'´
｛＿, ｲ / 〈＿,ﾉ j ﾉ
￣ ｀¨ ´
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Go back to bed nida, and take your nekomimi with you. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
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＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
Do you exist on a non-text form?
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Yes. NEXT!
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＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
Can we see it?
Is genocide by boomerangs the best answer?
Will there ever be true love? will >>215 and I questions be answered?
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Bring me a plate of the hottest chili, and we'll talk. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
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＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
Do you like chilli?
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ I said plate, and I mean plate.
＼ < └──────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
What are you going to do with it?
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Throw it at VIPPER and horribly scar him for life. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧＿∧ ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
（ む∀｀） ＜ I come from the future, you will pay for what you did to me.
／ | ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
/ .|
/ "⌒ヽ |.ｲ |
＿＿ | .ノ | || |＿＿
. ノく＿＿つ∪∪ ＼
＿（（＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿_＼
￣￣ヽつ￣￣￣￣￣￣ | |￣
＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿__| |
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| |
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ I already paid tomorrow. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
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＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
How do I think outside of the box?
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ First you must turn of your computer. NEXT!
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＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Read inspirational material. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
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＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
Did you just reply twice?
Why do these w's keep carrying out?
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ To a certain degree. Next!
＼ < └──────────
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＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
Why did your last answer make no gramattical sense?
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Because your family is poor. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
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＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
why is your tail detached from your butt
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) MITON GA SUKI DESU KA？ ？ ？
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ I strongly prefer slippers myself. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
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＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
who killed JC?
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ JFK. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
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＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
How to save the world?
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Don't breed. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
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＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
There are three light-bulbs in a closed room and you are standing outside, near a switch that is connected to one of them? How to, entering the room only once, determine which light-bulb is the switch connected to?
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Flip switch. Enter room. Observe bulbs. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
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＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
What would happen if I took table cat off his table?
＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿∧＿∧
. ´∀｀ ＼ ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿_＼ ＜ Impossible
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ | |￣ ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿___| |
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| |
What has science done?
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Damn near everything. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
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＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
WHO IS BATMAN?
| ＼
|Д｀) No one is here.
|⊂ I am batman...
|
♪ ☆
♪ ／ ＼ RANTA TAN
ヽ(´Д｀;)ﾉ RANTA TAN
( へ) RANTA RANTA
く TAN
♪ ☆
♪ ／ ＼ RANTA RANTA
ヽ（;´Д｀）ﾉ RANTA TAN
(へ ) RANTA TANTA
> TAN
Is that you, VIPsaurus?
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ No, it is Batman. NEXT!
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＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
What about it daddy cool?
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ No, you didnt pay him enough. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Your blatant disregard for the English language. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
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＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
How many dead niggers does it take to make a crime scene?
How do I get more $$$ easily ???
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ You both answered eachothers question. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
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＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
what does boobs feel like??? how i get hot sexy ladies???
Dear VIPsaurus,
When my boyfriend vomits inside my pussy, what should I do to him? How should I repay him? What would the correct etiquette be? I usually just shit on his chest (I love canned salmon), but I don't feel that is enough.
How do I un-mutate my second head?
Is there also an Area of VIP Quality Secretions?
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ NO. NEXT.
＼ < └──────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( 。々°) ＜ OW. FUCK.
／ ／ └──────────
+
/ｌ
ｌ_」 ∧＿∧＿___
＿＿_ ‖（ﾟ∀ﾟ ;） //| ＜ YOU'RE WELCOME. THAT WILL BE 500VIPCOINS
<──<＼⊂ へ ∩）//|||
＼. ＼,>'（＿）i'''i~~,,,,/
──┐ ￣||￣（＿）￣~||~￣
Didn't that hurt?
Are you gonna eat that?
How do I give my children a proper an education???
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Pay your taxes! NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧ ∧ ┌─────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ When are you coming home, dad?.
＼ < └───/|────────
＼.＼＿＿＿＿__／/
＼ ／
∪∪￣∪∪
∧M∧ ┌───────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Am i making a variation of a theme?
＼ < └──────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
∧ ∧ ┌─────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ I'm too young to understand your question.
＼ < └───/|────────
＼.＼＿＿＿＿__／/
＼ ／
∪∪￣∪∪
Why do you have a M on your head, and not a w?
∧ ∧ ┌─────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Mine hasn't come out yet so I don't know. Next question please.
＼ < └───/|────────
＼.＼＿＿＿＿__／/
＼ ／
∪∪￣∪∪
HOW DO I FUCK answer my question at last damnit
∧ ∧ ┌─────────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Please rephrase your question in a form of a question. NEXT.
＼ < └───/|────────
＼.＼＿＿＿＿__／/
＼ ／
∪∪￣∪∪
How to speak with your dad, Junior?
∧M∧ ┌───────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Use proper syntax. And that's not my son. NEXT!
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
Boy's love games are my favorite.
∧M∧ ┌───────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
What happens when you mix mango juice with lemon juice?
∧M∧ ┌───────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ A cocktail. NEXT!
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＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
Who's the mum of your child?
∧M∧ ┌───────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ The child of the grandma of my child. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
What's the deal with Coreans?
∧M∧ ┌───────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Circumcision envy. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
What's the best way to wear mittens?
∧M∧ ┌───────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Put them on your hands inside out for maximum warmth. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
Why did you arrange to be the one to 300GET?
∧✡∧ ┌────
( ´ー｀) ＜ I find your allegations of conspiracy offensive. NEXT!
＼ < └────
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＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ JEWsaurus
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
How are you still walking around and talking with that shuriken embedded in your skull?
∧M∧ ┌───────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ There is no shuriken embedded in my skull ;). NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
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＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
What if there is no NEXT?
∧M∧ ┌───────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ I will die. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
Can you make do with a PREV?
How are you going to raise your kid?
∧M∧ ┌───────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Rum and sodomy, like my days in the navy. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
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＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
Where have you been?
∧M∧ ┌───────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Been with your mom. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
Real mature VIPsaurus! You know there may be children on this site?
∧M∧ ┌───────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ I know, I touched them. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
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＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
What is a man? No, scratch that. What is a child?
∧M∧ ┌───────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Delicious. NEXT!
＼ < └──────────
＼.＼ /|
＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
What would condiments go well with children
∧M∧ ┌───────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Ketchup. NEXT!
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＼.＼ //
＼.＼ ／/
＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
Maybe now...
HOW DO I FUCK
∧M∧ ┌───────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ You don't. AND YOU NEVER WILL. next please.
＼ < └──────────
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＼.＼∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧／／
＼ ／
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
If I were to go back in time and kill my grandfather, what shenanigans would ensue?
How do I JEWS?
am i getting into grad school?
>>320
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>>321
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>>322
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Why don't most petitions have anything to do with companion animals or plastic bottles?
VIPsaurus, does Mageres have the Buddha nature?
Where have you been in the last four months?
Where are my nice shoes?
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How long is a piece of string?
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To VIP or not to VIP?
Which text editor do you use, VIPsaurus?
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Secretary of VIPsaurus, which text editor does VIPsaurus use?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Maybe now. HOW DO I FUCK
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Why is your back spiked, VIPSaurus?
How do I pitch a perfect game. VIPsaurus?
Can I ride on your back, VIPsaurus?
Why are you such a fossil?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ >>341 Because it hasn't gone extinct. NEXT!
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Why don't you ever answer two questions?
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Why haven't I seen you on National Geographic when they investigated Dinosaurs?
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How do you walk around without any joints?
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Why did you reply twice?
How do you make doughnuts, VIPsaurus?
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I don't want to be black anymore. What should I do?
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Why is my stereo system staticky all of a sudden?
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Why do I have so few followers on Twitter?
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What do my parents mean when they say "person of ill repute"?
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I was replaying Valkyria Chronicles in KILL'EM ALL MODE and lost Alicia on Largo's veggie rescue mission. This should not have happened. Does playing nethack too much keep me from using the save state feature in other games?
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How do I become moe?
I want to stick my dick in Alicia. Is this normal, VIPsaurus?
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What do you think of the VIPTRONIC Album?
What are your opinions of the current situation in the middle east? Also do you like falafel?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ It's decent, but I've made a submission to the next one that will blow you all away flexes
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What is the meaning of semantics?
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I'm drunk?
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モーニング娘。 or 소녀시대?
Do lumberjacks actually jack lumber, or is it just a slanderous rumour?
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>>392
Don't just say "NEXT" when you have yet to answer my question!
Don't tell me what to do!
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT THIS MEANS WAR！ I WILL NOT REST UNTIL YOU ANSWER MY QUESTION！
Actually, on second thought, I will probably continue with my normal sleep habits since this war could go on for many days.
Would the both of you please silence yourselves and go back to the usual routine? VIPPER-さん, you do not want to go in the chamber at the same time with VIPsaurus.
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( ´ー｀) ＜ >>399 Don't tell me what to do. NEXT!
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Can I tell you what to do?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ >>401 No. NEXT!
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Anarchy in the what now?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ >>403 OK VIPPER
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Was 403 the code for OK in HTTP 0.000001?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ >>405 It's not your turn. I didn't say "NEXT!"
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How do I shot web?
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How do I beat the running man?
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>>412
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Excuse me, I waited in line but my question was never answered. Please rectify this situation or I shall have to make a formal complaint to your manager.
>>417
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How much soy sauce is too much soy sauce?
>>419
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Would you rather have a tiger attack you or a lion?
Was it a bad idea to make slavery illegal?
>>424
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Please provide a citation, VIPsaurus.
Will you ever meet a lady VIPsaurus and continue the soecies?
>>428
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Does the pope shit in the woods?
>>430
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( ´ー｀) ＜ I would answer that question if your post # wasn't so UGLY!!!
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White wine goes with fish, but what grapes go with sushi?
oops sorry i don't belong here
Is it 5:00 yet?
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Are there any downsides to being a lumberjack's understudy?
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Which way do you pet a VIPsaurus?
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How many VIPsaurus are there?
How far can you count, VIPsaurus?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ >>449 More than you can count. NEXT!
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Fuck Israel?
What are the advantages of feeling over thinking?
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Can you touch your tail?
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What do you fear?
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I am a woodchuck, fear me!
I am a woodchuck, will you fear me?
What do you do when you aren't answering questions?
Are you narcoleptic?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Are you asleep?
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Do you have a Facebook?
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When I touch myself I get covered in white stuff. What is this strange confectionery treat?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Your confectioner's diploma. NEXT!
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Will a pretty girl ever love me?
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Will I ever be a little girl?
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What are your views on reverse circumsision?
Who dat?
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What's the M on your head for?
Why do you have such small stumpy legs when they could clearly never support a dinosaur.
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( ´ー｀) ＜ That's because I didn't care to hear from you. NEXT!
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Does this mean you cared to hear from me?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Maybe but that was a waste of a perfectly good question so not anymore. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Then your reply will not bump this thread. NEXT!
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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?
How do I get better at 80's shmups?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Learn to shoot like Takahashi Meijin. NEXT!
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Does "GETting" make me cool?
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What is the greatest hair metal band from the 1980s?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Stryper. NEXT!
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Why are "Kirk" and "Tad" such common names in gay porn?
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I think you do.
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Where are your vital reproductive organs?
Will you tell me a goodnight story in five words or less?
Did you know that crabs, an aquatic reptile, mainly feeds on birds and small mammals?
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With all this 3d stuff going on, how long do you think it will take until we virtual reality?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ The world will end in 2012. NEXT!
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VIPsaurus, if you were a pokémon, what would be your level?
VIPsaurus, if there were lady VIPsauruses, what would be your favourite position for doin' it?
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OH GOD VIPSAURUS! YOUR TAIL!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Wink. Wink (sexually). NEXT!
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Can you teach me mathematics?
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ ¬(a∨b) ⇔ (¬a) ∧ (¬b); ¬(a∧b) ⇔ (¬a) ∨ (¬b). NEXT!
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Where do you want to go today?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ West. NEXT!
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How many VIPsauruses does it to change a lightbulb?
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Why does it take 244 VIPsauruses to change a lightbulb?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Ask >>244. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ >>244 doesn't answer questions in this thread. I do. NEXT!
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What's in the box??
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( ´ー｀) ＜ >>533 Another box. NEXT!
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What are things really made of, besides subatomic particles?
If you have two questions pending answers, how do you choose which one to answer?
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I have weltschmerz. Is it fatal?
If I told you I was a wealthy Nigerian banker and had a very lucrative proposal for you, would you be interested?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Yes. NEXT!
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Do I have to do foreplay if my partner is a dead body?
Is your answer going to be 'Yes. NEXT!'?
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How do I scream if I have no mouth?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Using speech synthesis. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ NEXT!
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∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
Can you infuse 6ch with some of your quality?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Done. NEXT!
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How big are you? I need a sense of scale.
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Is that a xylophone on your back?
How much did you pay daddycool?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ You have it the wrong way around, son. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ No thoughts; only feelings. NEXT!
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What's the meaning of this?!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ NEXT!
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NEXT!
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ An unsuitable thought-to-feeling ratio.
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Why ls your neck so long? There are no trees in SAoVQ[that I know of]
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( ´ー｀) ＜ You forget about the tree of knowledge. Also the trees Tablecat smokes. NEXT!
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Hey, VIPsaurus, could you play Sandstorm? Y'know, the one by Darude?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Ive never heard of it. NEXT!
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Is this your day job? Do you enjoy it?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ No. NEXT!
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Post deleted by user?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ I do not buy into the home improvement movement. NEXT!
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Biologically speaking, things grow spikes to make them harder for predators to eat.
So.
Who's your predator?
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Hey, VIPsaurus, I don't think your future and killing soon.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Only on monday. NEXT!
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（ ≖‿≖）
Don't you get the feeling something like this has happened before?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ No. NEXT!
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∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
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( ´ー｀) ＜ aaaaaAAAAAAAA. NEXT!
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
∧M∧
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∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
ああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ This isn't clever, funny, original, or VIP. Please desist, or I'll destroy Tokyo. NEXT!
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I think you should get a receptionist of some kind to keep those wackos out.
What makes people go aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAあああああ?
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Pfft, I could knock that deranged pussy off it's table just by looking at it funny. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Prove it. NEXT!
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∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
Is that a look of serenity on your face, or one of distaste?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Because you did. NEXT!
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∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ How about a game of 52 pickup? NEXT!
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Why did you answer the question with another question?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Will I! NEXT!
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Will you?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ I already answered that question. NEXT!
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∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
Do you take this VIPPER to be your lawfully wedded prostitute?
Why is this tagged "theft"?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ By mistake. NEXT!
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How did you escape from Tablecat's stomach?
∧＿∧ ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
（ ´∀｀） ＜ NEXT!
／ | ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
/ .|
/ "⌒ヽ |.ｲ |
＿＿ | .ノ | || |＿＿
. ノく＿＿つ∪∪ ＼
＿（（＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿_＼
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∧＿∧ ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
（ ´∀｀） ＜ mein nase ist rot, aber warum
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/ "⌒ヽ |.ｲ |
＿＿ | .ノ | || |＿＿
. ノく＿＿つ∪∪ ＼
＿（（＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿_＼
￣￣ヽつ￣￣￣￣￣￣ | |￣
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VIPsaurus... WHERE ARE YOU!!?
Why so shitty, VIPturdus?
Are you going to get a new thread because of your metamorphosis?
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Wait, how did you change back?
Of course he hasn't changed back completely yet! He lacks a tail.
Excuse me, would this happen to be the Tablecat thread?
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How did you regrow most of your body after having it partially digested and chewed up?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Easily. NEXT!
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I thought Jurassic Park was just a movie. Is it really true that life finds a way?
Is 辻希美 the ultra-waifu?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Have you no shame, fantasizing of 2d characters? NEXT!
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I fantasize about AAcharacters.... (*´Д`)ﾊｧﾊｧ
(*´-`)つ so what do you fantasize about?
How do you feel about the unicode snowman?
If the pope craps in the forest, how does he wipe?
Have you gotten all the stars in Super Mario Galaxy 2?
May I interest you in free samples of various psychoactive drugs?
Have you found Waldo?
What kind of Pokemon are you? How do you do the things you do? Are you loyal through and through? And do you have a heart that's true? What kind of Pokémon are you?
Share with me your secrets deep inside.
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I have this album and this song is now stuck in my head. Thank you, VIPPER.
What kind of music do you fancy?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Percussion music with instruments made of bone. NEXT!
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Where is Nevada?
WHERE IS SARAH CONNOR
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Nevada is where Sarah Conner is. NEXT!
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Do you have the mona font installed?
How do you do?
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（ ´∀｀） ＜ Hello my name is Tablecat
／ | ＼ It's a pleasure to meet you.
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How does babby formed?
Are you a country bumpkin, VIPsaurus?
What flavor is a honey-colored afternoon?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Flecked with memories of smog. NEXT!
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There's something the matter with your ears. Are you feeling ok?
How do I properly identify pandas? I suspect there are many lurking nearby.
What are your views on poop, VIPsaurus?
How many special and super special attacks do you know, VIPsaurus?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ I can't even help myself. NEXT!
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I'm lost in the capital of VIP Quality. The Secret area of VIP Quality.
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( ﾟДﾟ）Why are you so badly drawn?
Should I grow a beard, VIPsaurus?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Only if you're particularly masculine, academic and/or over the age of 50. NEXT!
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Is shaving your armpits a gay thing?
Are you married?
Is marriage a gay thing?
Er, Is it my tur-? -ooh, that wasn't a question, was i-? OOH, there I go again!
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(´ー｀) ＜Hesitation kills. NEXT!
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Which VIPPER is going to lose his mind next?
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(´ー｀) ＜One young VIPPER named "Trev !R1RzRnXFVI". NEXT!
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What happens when you forget to set formatting to text art when posting text art?
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Should I be afraid to ask you questions?
How did you eat him without opening your mouth?
Do you condone the legalization of marijuana?
How profitable are your profits?
When I die, will you miss me?
Are you a fervent supporter of the JCP, as they say you are?
When will the Lost Decade be over? I'm tired of eating cheap ramen.
Why do you feel compelled to answer our questions?
Have you ever taken a look into your own soul? Reflected on your callous words?
I'm the one asking questions.
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Try actually asking a question next time. NEXT!
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Would you like to cuddle?
How do you walk with such small feet?
If you were a lipstick, what color would you be?
What's the difference between answers you end with "NEXT!" and answers you don't?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ When I don't finish an answer with "NEXT!", it means I'm about to rub my gigantic dinosaur penis against the person who asked the question.
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How do you feel when you notice that you've forgotten to set text art YET AGAIN?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Kind of bad. NEXT!
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Is formspring making threads like these obsolete?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Formspring is an unoriginal rip-off. NEXT!
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What if I don't feel like asking you anything?
Should I recycle?
What is your favorite latte?
If a woman tries to sadistically rape you, is it ethical to turn the situation around and rape her? (Assuming neither party wants to be on the masochist end.)
WHICH IS THE REAL VIPSAURUS?!?!?!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Me. NEXT!
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>>1
HEY I REMBER YOU VIPSAURUS!!!! YOU WHERE THE GUY WHO THOUGHT YOU COULD BE AS CLEVER AS ME!!!! WHY SHOULD I ASK YOU ANYTHING WHITE BOI?!!!!! I'M SHINI LASER I GOT A MASSIVE IQ COMPARED TO YOU!!!! YOU SHOULD BE ASKING ME THING!!!!!! NOW GET OFF THE KEYBOARD AND GET A JOB!!!! I DONT PAY MY TAXES FOR SCUM LIKE YOU TO LEECH WELLFARE!!!!
WHEN THE MIDDLE EAST COUNTRY OF ARABIA INVADES US DUE TO A LACK OF WEPAONS IT WILL BE ON YOUR WORK SHY HEAD!!! THE MORE WELLFARE YOU COLLECT THE LESS MILLTARY HARDWARE THE USA HAS!!!! ALSO I'M SURE EUROPE IS PLANNING A SNEAK ATTACK!!!
I've sat on this chair for six months now, I shit and piss here, and I think my skin has fused to it. There's maggots everywhere.
How do I solve this conundrum?
Are you housetrained?
