Should I grow a beard, VIPsaurus?
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Is shaving your armpits a gay thing?
Are you married?
Is marriage a gay thing?
Er, Is it my tur-? -ooh, that wasn't a question, was i-? OOH, there I go again!
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Which VIPPER is going to lose his mind next?
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(´ー｀) ＜One young VIPPER named "Trev !R1RzRnXFVI". NEXT!
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What happens when you forget to set formatting to text art when posting text art?
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Should I be afraid to ask you questions?
How did you eat him without opening your mouth?
Do you condone the legalization of marijuana?
How profitable are your profits?
When I die, will you miss me?
Are you a fervent supporter of the JCP, as they say you are?
When will the Lost Decade be over? I'm tired of eating cheap ramen.
Why do you feel compelled to answer our questions?
Have you ever taken a look into your own soul? Reflected on your callous words?
I'm the one asking questions.
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Try actually asking a question next time. NEXT!
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Would you like to cuddle?
How do you walk with such small feet?
If you were a lipstick, what color would you be?
What's the difference between answers you end with "NEXT!" and answers you don't?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ When I don't finish an answer with "NEXT!", it means I'm about to rub my gigantic dinosaur penis against the person who asked the question.
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How do you feel when you notice that you've forgotten to set text art YET AGAIN?
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Is formspring making threads like these obsolete?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Formspring is an unoriginal rip-off. NEXT!
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What if I don't feel like asking you anything?
Should I recycle?
What is your favorite latte?
If a woman tries to sadistically rape you, is it ethical to turn the situation around and rape her? (Assuming neither party wants to be on the masochist end.)
WHICH IS THE REAL VIPSAURUS?!?!?!
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HEY I REMBER YOU VIPSAURUS!!!! YOU WHERE THE GUY WHO THOUGHT YOU COULD BE AS CLEVER AS ME!!!! WHY SHOULD I ASK YOU ANYTHING WHITE BOI?!!!!! I'M SHINI LASER I GOT A MASSIVE IQ COMPARED TO YOU!!!! YOU SHOULD BE ASKING ME THING!!!!!! NOW GET OFF THE KEYBOARD AND GET A JOB!!!! I DONT PAY MY TAXES FOR SCUM LIKE YOU TO LEECH WELLFARE!!!!
WHEN THE MIDDLE EAST COUNTRY OF ARABIA INVADES US DUE TO A LACK OF WEPAONS IT WILL BE ON YOUR WORK SHY HEAD!!! THE MORE WELLFARE YOU COLLECT THE LESS MILLTARY HARDWARE THE USA HAS!!!! ALSO I'M SURE EUROPE IS PLANNING A SNEAK ATTACK!!!
I've sat on this chair for six months now, I shit and piss here, and I think my skin has fused to it. There's maggots everywhere.
How do I solve this conundrum?
Are you housetrained?