Why is your tail shorter than your neck?
How do you compute the circumference of an alligator?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ About which axis of rotation? The one used when an alligator has a large piece of meat to tear into pieces? Or the one used when it does backflips and somersaults?
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How did you survive the mass extinction?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ I went underground.
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How does it feel to be text?
Who else went underground with you?
>>109
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Jamiroquai.
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can you dance, if I ask you to dance
How do you feel about the coming VIP elections?
What do you do if you have two questions pending answer?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ >>114 Procastrinate until the thread falls off the front page. NEXT!
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Did you ever fight a battle in a war?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ >>116 No, but I once fought a war in a battle.
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What is the square root of 100 backwards?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ >>118 10i
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What's your stance on Tabasco sauce?
Arn't you just a ripoff of grandpa?
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( ´ω｀) ＜ >>122 What gave you that idea?
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Are you some sort of monstrous mutation of grandpa?
Are you going to run for VIP chancellor?
Ketchup or catsup?
Was it as good for you as it was for me?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ I prefer condiments that don't lick their own arses. NEXT!
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Which anime character would you like to marry?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ That dragon thing from Zero no Tsukaima. Rawr. NEXT!
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Where do they make balloons?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Originally to transport gunpowder and heroin, and now for parties and advertising. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ In a little basket instead of sticking it up your bum. NEXT!
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What weighs as much as a duck?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ A witch. Burn her!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ They dont have souls. NEXT!
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Does that help, or hurt, their chances of going to heaven?
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So you're saying this whole thing is "mu"?
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VIPsaurus, who will win the SAoVQ elections?
VIPsaurus, what should I do with my future?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Sell it for 20p and remember that usually one buys futures, plural. NEXT!
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Did Howard J. Slankson really invent the Slanket?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ No Jesus and Einstein did in heaven. It recently accidentally fell to earth. Slankson just found it. NEXT!
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How do I get my first million?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Invest in turkish lira. NEXT!
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If a forest falls deep in a forest, does it mean that there are lumberjacks in the forest?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Mu. NEXT!
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How do you feel about woodchucks?
>>156
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Depends on how much wood they can chuck. NEXT!
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I'd like to learn to jack lumber. Will you teach me?
>>158
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Do I look like a lumberjack? NEXT.
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Do you look like a lumberjack?
What's "mu"?
>>162
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Read about it in Lone Wolf and Cub. NEXT
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HOW DO I FUCK again
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( ´ー｀) ＜ You have to wait AT LEAST 100 MINUTES. NEXT!
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Can I go swim if I just ate something five minutes ago?
Am I the next?
Why does your website suck?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ >>173 is a #faggot. NEXT.
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Can I ask myself a question?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ No. NEXT!
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Can a ringtone be both cool and free at the same time?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Only if you get them from COOL FREE RINGTONES. NEXT!
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Where is the love?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ 50 bucks an hour. NEXT!
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Was the Election rigged?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ no ;) NExT!
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Are you on Daddycool's Payroll?
What's it like being a ＶＩＰ★ＳＴＡＲ?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Could be better. NEXT!
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How do you roll?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Liek a hedgehog, bitch. NEXT!
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What do you think of the sub-prime housing crisis?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU FREAK‽
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( ´ー｀) ＜ The same thing that's wrong with YOU.
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Why didn't you say NEXT!?
>>192
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( ´ー｀) ＜ I was waiting on a comeback. NEXT
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>>194
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Either it's really dry (and I'd be glad to moisturize it [;)]) or you need to fucking clean it. NEXT
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Taugafræðilegur grunnur meðvitundar?
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Who is Tyler Durden?
Who are to answer VIPsaurus' questions?