Are bitches safe from Chicago Ted?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ As long as they aren't zombie bitches. NEXT!
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Why did you saged the thread 3 post above?
Are those mittens on your legs, or are you just enjoying a merry VIPmas?
How do I carried out?
、 ,.ヽ
l ヽ、 / l
l ゝ-─┴- ､! ┌─────────
レ '´＼ ／ ｀ヽ ＜ WHY DOES KIMCHI TASTE SO GOOD NIDA?
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ヽ ノ ' l
｀ ｰ - ─ ７´ / l
丶 }、 _ -─ 、 ノ l
｀ ､ ′＼ , ´ ｀ヽ, - '´ /
＼ ｀ ー ´ , ｀ ノ
｀ヽ、 { ／
｀ ‐ ､_ | , ヽ / ／
/ ｀ ７ / ｧ‐个┐ f'´
｛＿, ｲ / 〈＿,ﾉ j ﾉ
￣ ｀¨ ´
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Go back to bed nida, and take your nekomimi with you. NEXT!
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Do you exist on a non-text form?
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Can we see it?
Is genocide by boomerangs the best answer?
Will there ever be true love? will >>215 and I questions be answered?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Bring me a plate of the hottest chili, and we'll talk. NEXT!
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Do you like chilli?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ I said plate, and I mean plate.
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What are you going to do with it?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Throw it at VIPPER and horribly scar him for life. NEXT!
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∧＿∧ ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
（ む∀｀） ＜ I come from the future, you will pay for what you did to me.
／ | ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
/ .|
/ "⌒ヽ |.ｲ |
＿＿ | .ノ | || |＿＿
. ノく＿＿つ∪∪ ＼
＿（（＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿_＼
￣￣ヽつ￣￣￣￣￣￣ | |￣
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( ´ー｀) ＜ I already paid tomorrow. NEXT!
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How do I think outside of the box?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ First you must turn of your computer. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Read inspirational material. NEXT!
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Did you just reply twice?
Why do these w's keep carrying out?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ To a certain degree. Next!
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Why did your last answer make no gramattical sense?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Because your family is poor. NEXT!
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why is your tail detached from your butt
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) MITON GA SUKI DESU KA？ ？ ？
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( ´ー｀) ＜ I strongly prefer slippers myself. NEXT!
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who killed JC?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ JFK. NEXT!
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How to save the world?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Don't breed. NEXT!
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There are three light-bulbs in a closed room and you are standing outside, near a switch that is connected to one of them? How to, entering the room only once, determine which light-bulb is the switch connected to?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Flip switch. Enter room. Observe bulbs. NEXT!
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What would happen if I took table cat off his table?
＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿∧＿∧
. ´∀｀ ＼ ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿_＼ ＜ Impossible
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What has science done?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Damn near everything. NEXT!
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WHO IS BATMAN?
| ＼
|Д｀) No one is here.
|⊂ I am batman...
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♪ ☆
♪ ／ ＼ RANTA TAN
ヽ(´Д｀;)ﾉ RANTA TAN
( へ) RANTA RANTA
く TAN
♪ ☆
♪ ／ ＼ RANTA RANTA
ヽ（;´Д｀）ﾉ RANTA TAN
(へ ) RANTA TANTA
> TAN
Is that you, VIPsaurus?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ No, it is Batman. NEXT!
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What about it daddy cool?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ No, you didnt pay him enough. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Your blatant disregard for the English language. NEXT!
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How many dead niggers does it take to make a crime scene?
How do I get more $$$ easily ???
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( ´ー｀) ＜ You both answered eachothers question. NEXT!
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what does boobs feel like??? how i get hot sexy ladies???
Dear VIPsaurus,
When my boyfriend vomits inside my pussy, what should I do to him? How should I repay him? What would the correct etiquette be? I usually just shit on his chest (I love canned salmon), but I don't feel that is enough.
How do I un-mutate my second head?
Is there also an Area of VIP Quality Secretions?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ NO. NEXT.
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( 。々°) ＜ OW. FUCK.
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/ｌ
ｌ_」 ∧＿∧＿___
＿＿_ ‖（ﾟ∀ﾟ ;） //| ＜ YOU'RE WELCOME. THAT WILL BE 500VIPCOINS
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＼. ＼,>'（＿）i'''i~~,,,,/
──┐ ￣||￣（＿）￣~||~￣
Didn't that hurt?
Are you gonna eat that?
How do I give my children a proper an education???
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Pay your taxes! NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ When are you coming home, dad?.
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Am i making a variation of a theme?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ I'm too young to understand your question.
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Why do you have a M on your head, and not a w?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Mine hasn't come out yet so I don't know. Next question please.
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HOW DO I FUCK answer my question at last damnit
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Please rephrase your question in a form of a question. NEXT.
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How to speak with your dad, Junior?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Use proper syntax. And that's not my son. NEXT!
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Boy's love games are my favorite.
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( ´ー｀) ＜ NEXT!
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What happens when you mix mango juice with lemon juice?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ A cocktail. NEXT!
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Who's the mum of your child?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ The child of the grandma of my child. NEXT!
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What's the deal with Coreans?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Circumcision envy. NEXT!
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What's the best way to wear mittens?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Put them on your hands inside out for maximum warmth. NEXT!
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Why did you arrange to be the one to 300GET?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ I find your allegations of conspiracy offensive. NEXT!
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＼ JEWsaurus
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