[wwwww] Hello, I'm VIPsaurus [theft] (784)

1 Name: VIPPER : 2007-10-17 21:18 [Del]


  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Hello, I am VIPsaurus ask me anything.
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

501 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-15 02:54 [Del]

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

502 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-15 13:02 [Del]

What is the greatest hair metal band from the 1980s?

503 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-16 09:16 [Del]

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Stryper. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

504 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-17 00:28 [Del]

Why are "Kirk" and "Tad" such common names in gay porn?

505 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-17 01:43 [Del]

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < I wouldn't know. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

506 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-17 07:19 [Del]

I think you do.

507 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-17 07:34 [Del]

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

508 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-17 13:53 [Del]

Where are your vital reproductive organs?

509 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-17 13:54 [Del]

Will you tell me a goodnight story in five words or less?

510 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-17 15:20 [Del]

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Oh yeah, sue me. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

511 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-17 15:37 [Del]

Did you know that crabs, an aquatic reptile, mainly feeds on birds and small mammals?

512 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-19 06:40 [Del]

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < I look up the food chain and I only see the skies. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

513 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-19 07:35 [Del]

With all this 3d stuff going on, how long do you think it will take until we virtual reality?

514 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-19 12:41 [Del]

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < The world will end in 2012. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

515 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-19 12:59 [Del]

VIPsaurus, if you were a pokémon, what would be your level?

516 Post deleted by user.

517 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-20 08:16 [Del]

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < 69. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

518 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-21 12:36 [Del]

VIPsaurus, if there were lady VIPsauruses, what would be your favourite position for doin' it?

519 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-21 12:36 [Del]

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < This one. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

520 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-21 13:08 [Del]

(″≖_≖)っ-̾ Hey, VIPsaurus, you wanna hit some of this QUALITY?

521 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-22 14:39 [Del]

OH GOD VIPSAURUS! YOUR TAIL!

522 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-23 05:28 [Del]

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Wink. Wink (sexually). NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

523 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-23 10:57 [Del]

Can you teach me mathematics?

524 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-24 00:44 [Del]

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < ¬(a∨b) ⇔ (¬a) ∧ (¬b); ¬(a∧b) ⇔ (¬a) ∨ (¬b). NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

525 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-17 05:58 [Del]

Where do you want to go today?

526 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-19 06:20 [Del]

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < West. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

527 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-19 10:01 [Del]

How many VIPsauruses does it to change a lightbulb?

528 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-19 13:12 [Del]

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < 244. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

529 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-19 17:44 [Del]

Why does it take 244 VIPsauruses to change a lightbulb?

530 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-21 14:02 [Del]

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Ask >>244. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

531 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-21 14:17 [Del]

( ゜o゜)ノ Hey, >>244, why does it take 244 VIPsauruses to change a lightbulb?

532 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-21 14:48 [Del]

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < >>244 doesn't answer questions in this thread. I do. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

533 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-21 17:26 [Del]

What's in the box??

534 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-21 17:53 [Del]

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < >>533 Another box. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

535 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-22 05:56 [Del]

What are things really made of, besides subatomic particles?

536 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-22 08:37 [Del]

If you have two questions pending answers, how do you choose which one to answer?

537 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-22 09:21 [Del]

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Yes. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

538 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-22 10:37 [Del]

I have weltschmerz. Is it fatal?

539 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-22 10:51 [Del]

If I told you I was a wealthy Nigerian banker and had a very lucrative proposal for you, would you be interested?

540 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-22 13:38 [Del]

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Yes. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

541 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-22 17:29 [Del]

Do I have to do foreplay if my partner is a dead body?

542 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-22 18:06 [Del]

Is your answer going to be 'Yes. NEXT!'?

543 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-22 18:17 [Del]

  ∧M∧     
  ( ´ー`)    
   \ <     
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

544 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-22 18:26 [Del]

How do I scream if I have no mouth?

545 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-22 19:14 [Del]

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Using speech synthesis. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

546 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-22 20:01 [Del]

Why is [theft] in the thread title?

547 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-23 08:39 [Del]

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

548 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-23 09:20 [Del]

Can you infuse 6ch with some of your quality?

549 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-23 10:08 [Del]

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Done. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

550 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-23 12:00 [Del]

How big are you? I need a sense of scale.

551 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-23 12:10 [Del]

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < 32 characters wide and 9 lines tall. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

552 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-25 02:37 [Del]

Is that a xylophone on your back?

553 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-25 03:25 [Del]

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < There is nothing on my back. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

554 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-25 10:07 [Del]

How much did you pay daddycool?

555 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-25 12:18 [Del]

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < You have it the wrong way around, son. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

556 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-28 10:35 [Del]

What ∴re your thoughts o∴∵ tana∴∵∴in∴∵

557 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-28 11:38 [Del]

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < No thoughts; only feelings. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

558 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-28 12:08 [Del]

What's the meaning of this?!

559 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-02 13:10 [Del]

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < 42. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

560 Post deleted by moderator.

561 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-03 03:11 [Del]

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

562 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-05 19:48 [Del]

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  <丶`∀´>     < PREVIOUS KEKEKE!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

563 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-07 16:31 [Del]

NEXT!

564 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-07 20:45 [Del]

UPSIDE-DOWN!

565 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-08 05:50 [Del]

what is happening

566 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-08 07:17 [Del]

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < An unsuitable thought-to-feeling ratio.
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

567 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-09 03:08 [Del]

Why ls your neck so long? There are no trees in SAoVQ[that I know of]

568 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-11 09:44 [Del]

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < You forget about the tree of knowledge. Also the trees Tablecat smokes. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

569 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-11 09:59 [Del]

Do the commands ↓↘→■ let you use your special ability?

570 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-11 19:49 [Del]

Hey, VIPsaurus, could you play Sandstorm? Y'know, the one by Darude?

571 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-11 22:36 [Del]

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Ive never heard of it. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

572 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-11 22:41 [Del]

Is this your day job? Do you enjoy it?

573 Post deleted by user.

574 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-12 00:32 [Del]

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < No. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

575 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-12 00:55 [Del]

Post deleted by user?

576 Post deleted by user.

577 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-12 01:22 [Del]

Do you pierce the heavens with your drill?

578 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-12 01:46 [Del]

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < I do not buy into the home improvement movement. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

579 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-12 02:03 [Del]

Biologically speaking, things grow spikes to make them harder for predators to eat.
So.
Who's your predator?

580 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-12 02:11 [Del]

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Extinct. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

581 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-12 19:54 [Del]

Hey, VIPsaurus, I don't think your future and killing soon.

582 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-12 22:33 [Del]

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Nor should you think. FEEL!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

583 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-13 09:47 [Del]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

584 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-13 10:14 [Del]

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

585 Post deleted by user.

586 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-13 11:26 [Del]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

587 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-13 13:54 [Del]

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Only on monday. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

588 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-13 15:12 [Del]

( ≖‿≖)

589 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-13 16:46 [Del]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

590 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-13 17:48 [Del]

Don't you get the feeling something like this has happened before?

591 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-13 17:49 [Del]

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < No. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

592 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-13 18:52 [Del]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

593 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-13 19:51 [Del]

What the hell is going on?

594 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-13 21:53 [Del]

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < aaaaaAAAAAAAA. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

595 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-13 21:59 [Del]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

596 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-13 22:30 [Del]

aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAああああああああああああああああああああ

597 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-14 00:29 [Del]

  ∧M∧ 
  ( ´ー`) 
   \ <  
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

598 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-14 00:53 [Del]

ああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ

599 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-14 02:00 [Del]

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < This isn't clever, funny, original, or VIP. Please desist, or I'll destroy Tokyo. NEXT!
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

600 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-14 03:56 [Del]

I think you should get a receptionist of some kind to keep those wackos out.

Name: Link:
Leave these fields empty (spam trap):
More options...
Verification: