How are you still walking around and talking with that shuriken embedded in your skull?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ There is no shuriken embedded in my skull ;). NEXT!
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What if there is no NEXT?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ I will die. NEXT!
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Can you make do with a PREV?
How are you going to raise your kid?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Rum and sodomy, like my days in the navy. NEXT!
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Where have you been?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Been with your mom. NEXT!
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Real mature VIPsaurus! You know there may be children on this site?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ I know, I touched them. NEXT!
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What is a man? No, scratch that. What is a child?
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What would condiments go well with children
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Maybe now...
HOW DO I FUCK
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( ´ー｀) ＜ You don't. AND YOU NEVER WILL. next please.
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If I were to go back in time and kill my grandfather, what shenanigans would ensue?
How do I JEWS?
am i getting into grad school?
>>320
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( ´ー｀) ＜ You won't because you didn't
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>>321
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( ´ー｀) ＜ You dont JEWS, JEWS you
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>>322
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Yes because you're a smart person and people like you. NEXT.
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Why don't most petitions have anything to do with companion animals or plastic bottles?
VIPsaurus, does Mageres have the Buddha nature?
Where have you been in the last four months?
Where are my nice shoes?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ On summer vacation. NEXT.
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How long is a piece of string?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Nope. NEXT!
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To VIP or not to VIP?
Which text editor do you use, VIPsaurus?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Ask my secretary. NEXT!
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Secretary of VIPsaurus, which text editor does VIPsaurus use?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Maybe now. HOW DO I FUCK
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( ´ー｀) ＜ You put your lotion in her basket. NEXT.
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Why is your back spiked, VIPSaurus?
How do I pitch a perfect game. VIPsaurus?
Can I ride on your back, VIPsaurus?
Why are you such a fossil?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ >>341 Because it hasn't gone extinct. NEXT!
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Why don't you ever answer two questions?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ >>348 Front side only. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ I'm cold-blooded. Look it up. NEXT!
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Why haven't I seen you on National Geographic when they investigated Dinosaurs?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ You weren't looking. NEXT!
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How do you walk around without any joints?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ 420 rollerskates everyday. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Winners don't use drugs. NEXT!
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Why did you reply twice?
How do you make doughnuts, VIPsaurus?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ I buy them. NEXT!
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I don't want to be black anymore. What should I do?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Become Michael Jackson. NEXT!
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Why is my stereo system staticky all of a sudden?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ It probably sounds cooler that way, anyway. NEXT!
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Why do I have so few followers on Twitter?
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What do my parents mean when they say "person of ill repute"?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ You. NEXT!
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I was replaying Valkyria Chronicles in KILL'EM ALL MODE and lost Alicia on Largo's veggie rescue mission. This should not have happened. Does playing nethack too much keep me from using the save state feature in other games?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Vidya is PIG DISGUSTING. NEXT!
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How do I become moe?
I want to stick my dick in Alicia. Is this normal, VIPsaurus?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ I knew many women of that name. In a biblical way. NEXT!
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What do you think of the VIPTRONIC Album?
What are your opinions of the current situation in the middle east? Also do you like falafel?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ It's decent, but I've made a submission to the next one that will blow you all away flexes
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( ´ー｀) ＜ It's decent, but I've made a rocket for the next settlement that will blow Israeli all away falafel.
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What is the meaning of semantics?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ The branch of linguistics and logic concerned with meaning. NEXT!
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I'm drunk?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ No, merely illiterate. NEXT!
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モーニング娘。 or 소녀시대?
Do lumberjacks actually jack lumber, or is it just a slanderous rumour?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Excuse me VIPPER, I answer the questions around here. NEXT!
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>>392
Don't just say "NEXT" when you have yet to answer my question!
Don't tell me what to do!
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT THIS MEANS WAR！ I WILL NOT REST UNTIL YOU ANSWER MY QUESTION！
Actually, on second thought, I will probably continue with my normal sleep habits since this war could go on for many days.
Would the both of you please silence yourselves and go back to the usual routine? VIPPER-さん, you do not want to go in the chamber at the same time with VIPsaurus.