[wwwww] Hello, I'm VIPsaurus [theft] (784)

1 Name: VIPPER : 2007-10-17 21:18 [Del]


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301 Name: VIPPER : 2009-02-12 20:12 [Del]

How are you still walking around and talking with that shuriken embedded in your skull?

302 Name: VIPPER : 2009-02-13 06:14 [Del]

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303 Name: VIPPER : 2009-02-13 08:23 [Del]

What if there is no NEXT?

304 Name: VIPPER : 2009-02-13 09:03 [Del]

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305 Name: VIPPER : 2009-02-15 09:32 [Del]

Can you make do with a PREV?

306 Name: VIPPER : 2009-02-18 23:49 [Del]

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THANK YOU.

307 Name: VIPPER : 2009-02-19 08:17 [Del]

>>306 NO U VIPsaurus

308 Name: VIPPER : 2009-02-19 08:30 [Del]

How are you going to raise your kid?

309 Name: VIPPER : 2009-03-03 09:54 [Del]

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310 Name: VIPPER : 2009-03-07 11:54 [Del]

Where have you been?

311 Name: VIPPER : 2009-03-07 12:36 [Del]

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312 Name: VIPPER : 2009-03-07 12:57 [Del]

Real mature VIPsaurus! You know there may be children on this site?

313 Name: VIPPER : 2009-03-08 04:41 [Del]

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314 Name: VIPPER : 2009-03-08 21:27 [Del]

What is a man? No, scratch that. What is a child?

315 Name: VIPPER : 2009-03-08 22:31 [Del]

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316 Name: VIPPER : 2009-03-09 00:28 [Del]

What would condiments go well with children

317 Name: VIPPER : 2009-04-05 17:28 [Del]

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318 Name: VIPPER : 2009-04-05 17:49 [Del]

Maybe now...
HOW DO I FUCK

319 Name: VIPPER : 2009-04-07 16:15 [Del]

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320 Name: VIPPER : 2009-04-07 21:06 [Del]

If I were to go back in time and kill my grandfather, what shenanigans would ensue?

321 Name: VIPPER : 2009-04-07 21:06 [Del]

How do I JEWS?

322 Name: VIPPER : 2009-04-09 07:47 [Del]

am i getting into grad school?

323 Name: VIPPER : 2009-04-09 11:36 [Del]

>>320
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324 Name: VIPPER : 2009-04-09 11:37 [Del]

>>321
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325 Name: VIPPER : 2009-04-09 11:39 [Del]

>>322
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326 Name: VIPPER : 2009-04-10 08:42 [Del]

Why don't most petitions have anything to do with companion animals or plastic bottles?

327 Name: VIPPER : 2009-04-29 17:59 [Del]

VIPsaurus, does Mageres have the Buddha nature?

328 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-17 03:43 [Del]

Where have you been in the last four months?

329 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-17 07:18 [Del]

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330 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-17 10:05 [Del]

Where are my nice shoes?

331 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-31 14:31 [Del]

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332 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-02 19:29 [Del]

How long is a piece of string?

333 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-03 19:06 [Del]

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334 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-03 19:28 [Del]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do more look like?

335 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-04 06:23 [Del]

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336 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-04 06:37 [Del]

To VIP or not to VIP?

337 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-06 19:21 [Del]

Which text editor do you use, VIPsaurus?

338 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-06 22:11 [Del]

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339 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-07 18:30 [Del]

Secretary of VIPsaurus, which text editor does VIPsaurus use?

340 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-07 18:45 [Del]

..::;;;∧翳∧ 
...:::;;;; ・∀・) VIPsaurus will answer all your questions. Thank you for your interest in VIPsaurus.
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341 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-07 23:46 [Del]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

342 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-08 01:38 [Del]

Maybe now. HOW DO I FUCK

343 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-09 17:35 [Del]

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344 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-11 01:52 [Del]

Why is your back spiked, VIPSaurus?

345 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-11 22:18 [Del]

How do I pitch a perfect game. VIPsaurus?

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347 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-13 18:14 [Del]

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348 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-13 18:34 [Del]

Can I ride on your back, VIPsaurus?

349 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-22 00:54 [Del]

Why are you such a fossil?

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351 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-24 04:47 [Del]

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352 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-25 20:40 [Del]

Why don't you ever answer two questions?

353 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-21 09:42 [Del]

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354 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-21 10:22 [Del]

>>353
Why did it take you almost two months to reply?

355 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-21 13:59 [Del]

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356 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-22 09:20 [Del]

Why haven't I seen you on National Geographic when they investigated Dinosaurs?

357 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-22 12:35 [Del]

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358 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-22 14:54 [Del]

How do you walk around without any joints?

359 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-22 15:01 [Del]

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360 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-22 15:03 [Del]

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361 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-22 15:05 [Del]

Why did you reply twice?

362 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-22 16:09 [Del]

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363 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-23 07:41 [Del]

How do you make doughnuts, VIPsaurus?

364 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-23 09:18 [Del]

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365 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-23 17:20 [Del]

I don't want to be black anymore. What should I do?

366 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-23 18:48 [Del]

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367 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-23 22:41 [Del]

Why is my stereo system staticky all of a sudden?

368 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-23 23:15 [Del]

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369 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-24 05:40 [Del]

Why do I have so few followers on Twitter?

370 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-24 08:57 [Del]

Who is >>369 on Twitter?

371 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-24 10:00 [Del]

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372 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-24 13:36 [Del]

What do my parents mean when they say "person of ill repute"?

373 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-24 20:14 [Del]

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374 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-25 05:11 [Del]

I was replaying Valkyria Chronicles in KILL'EM ALL MODE and lost Alicia on Largo's veggie rescue mission. This should not have happened. Does playing nethack too much keep me from using the save state feature in other games?

375 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-25 11:28 [Del]

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376 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-26 11:23 [Del]

How do I become moe?

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378 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-26 21:02 [Del]

I want to stick my dick in Alicia. Is this normal, VIPsaurus?

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380 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-27 07:15 [Del]

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381 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-27 08:21 [Del]

What do you think of the VIPTRONIC Album?

382 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-27 16:13 [Del]

What are your opinions of the current situation in the middle east? Also do you like falafel?

383 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-28 06:40 [Del]

>>381

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384 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-28 13:17 [Del]

>>382

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385 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-28 21:35 [Del]

What is the meaning of semantics?

386 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-28 21:46 [Del]

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387 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-29 05:28 [Del]

I'm drunk?

388 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-29 13:21 [Del]

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389 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-29 14:21 [Del]

モーニング娘。 or 소녀시대?

390 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-31 21:34 [Del]

Do lumberjacks actually jack lumber, or is it just a slanderous rumour?

391 Name: VIPPER : 2010-03-31 21:58 [Del]

>>390
They actually lack jumper.

392 Name: VIPPER : 2010-04-01 14:54 [Del]

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393 Name: VIPPER : 2010-04-01 16:11 [Del]

>>392
Sorry about that.
Do you forgive me?

394 Name: >>389 : 2010-04-01 16:18 [Del]

>>392
Don't just say "NEXT" when you have yet to answer my question!

395 Name: VIPPER : 2010-04-01 17:59 [Del]

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396 Name: VIPPER : 2010-04-01 18:00 [Del]

Don't tell me what to do!

397 Name: VIPPER : 2010-04-01 18:13 [Del]

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT THIS MEANS WAR! I WILL NOT REST UNTIL YOU ANSWER MY QUESTION!

398 Name: VIPPER : 2010-04-01 18:25 [Del]

Actually, on second thought, I will probably continue with my normal sleep habits since this war could go on for many days.

399 Name: VIPPER : 2010-04-01 22:32 [Del]

Would the both of you please silence yourselves and go back to the usual routine? VIPPER-さん, you do not want to go in the chamber at the same time with VIPsaurus.

400 Name: VIPPER : 2010-04-01 23:18 [Del]

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