Can I tell you what to do?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ >>401 No. NEXT!
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Anarchy in the what now?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ >>403 OK VIPPER
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Was 403 the code for OK in HTTP 0.000001?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ >>405 It's not your turn. I didn't say "NEXT!"
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How do I shot web?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ With a web-shooting firearm. NEXT!
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How do I beat the running man?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ You beat it by contributing to threads instead of just posting to hear yourself talk. NEXT!
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>>412
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( ´ー｀) ＜ I am particularly fond of a certain big chested, blonde woman. No, she is not my sister! She's my mother, thank you very much. NEXT!
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Excuse me, I waited in line but my question was never answered. Please rectify this situation or I shall have to make a formal complaint to your manager.
>>417
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( ´ー｀) ＜Please hold, your call is very important to us. Thank you for holding...please continue to hold. Your call is very important to us.
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How much soy sauce is too much soy sauce?
>>419
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( ´ー｀) ＜ You can never have too much. NEXT
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Would you rather have a tiger attack you or a lion?
Was it a bad idea to make slavery illegal?
>>424
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Fun Fact: There's more people in slavery today than in any other point in history. NEXT
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Please provide a citation, VIPsaurus.
Will you ever meet a lady VIPsaurus and continue the soecies?
>>428
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Why do you assume I adhere to binary VIP-saurous sexuality!
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Does the pope shit in the woods?
>>430
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( ´ー｀) ＜ I would answer that question if your post # wasn't so UGLY!!!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ You shouldn't. NEXT!
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White wine goes with fish, but what grapes go with sushi?
oops sorry i don't belong here
Is it 5:00 yet?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ It will be somewhere in 46 minutes. NEXT!
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Are there any downsides to being a lumberjack's understudy?
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Which way do you pet a VIPsaurus?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ North. NEXT!
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How many VIPsaurus are there?
How far can you count, VIPsaurus?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ >>449 More than you can count. NEXT!
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Fuck Israel?
What are the advantages of feeling over thinking?
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Can you touch your tail?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Wouldn't you like to know. NEXT!
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What do you fear?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Woodchucks. NEXT!
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I am a woodchuck, fear me!
I am a woodchuck, will you fear me?
What do you do when you aren't answering questions?
Are you narcoleptic?
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Are you asleep?
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Do you have a Facebook?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Mark Zuckerberg has the only one. NEXT!
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When I touch myself I get covered in white stuff. What is this strange confectionery treat?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Your confectioner's diploma. NEXT!
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Will a pretty girl ever love me?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Yes. Unfortunately, you won't. NEXT!
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Will I ever be a little girl?
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What are your views on reverse circumsision?
Who dat?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ VIPsaurus. NEXT!
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What's the M on your head for?
Why do you have such small stumpy legs when they could clearly never support a dinosaur.
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( ´ー｀) ＜ You are underestimating the sheer mass of my legs!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ That's because I didn't care to hear from you. NEXT!
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Does this mean you cared to hear from me?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Maybe but that was a waste of a perfectly good question so not anymore. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Then your reply will not bump this thread. NEXT!
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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?
How do I get better at 80's shmups?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Learn to shoot like Takahashi Meijin. NEXT!
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Does "GETting" make me cool?