[wwwww] Hello, I'm VIPsaurus [theft] (784)

1 Name: VIPPER : 2007-10-17 21:18 [Del]


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735 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-11 13:58 [Del]

Are you a fervent supporter of the JCP, as they say you are?

736 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-12 18:57 [Del]

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737 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-12 19:34 [Del]

When will the Lost Decade be over? I'm tired of eating cheap ramen.

738 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-13 22:41 [Del]

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739 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-14 14:36 [Del]

Why do you feel compelled to answer our questions?

740 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-14 19:55 [Del]

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741 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-14 20:33 [Del]

Have you ever taken a look into your own soul? Reflected on your callous words?

742 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-15 14:01 [Del]

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743 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-15 14:50 [Del]

I'm the one asking questions.

744 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-15 20:00 [Del]

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745 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-15 23:32 [Del]

Would you like to cuddle?

746 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-18 17:07 [Del]

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747 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-22 06:27 [Del]

How do you walk with such small feet?

748 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-22 11:30 [Del]

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749 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-22 13:36 [Del]

If you were a lipstick, what color would you be?

750 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-22 16:31 [Del]

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751 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-22 22:49 [Del]

What's the difference between answers you end with "NEXT!" and answers you don't?

752 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-23 10:11 [Del]

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753 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-23 12:24 [Del]

How do you feel when you notice that you've forgotten to set text art YET AGAIN?

754 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-23 17:18 [Del]

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755 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-23 18:28 [Del]

Have you ever been to China?

756 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-24 03:25 [Del]

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757 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-25 12:30 [Del]

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758 Name: VIPPER : 2011-03-06 21:53 [Del]

Is formspring making threads like these obsolete?

759 Name: VIPPER : 2011-03-07 03:19 [Del]

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760 Name: VIPPER : 2011-03-07 11:45 [Del]

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761 Name: VIPPER : 2011-03-07 13:29 [Del]

Are there two of you know, or did you suddenly get alzheimers?

762 Name: VIPPER : 2011-03-07 19:04 [Del]

>>759
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763 Name: VIPPER : 2011-03-07 19:34 [Del]

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764 Name: VIPPER : 2011-03-08 00:06 [Del]

What if I don't feel like asking you anything?

765 Name: VIPPER : 2011-03-08 02:22 [Del]

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766 Name: VIPPER : 2011-03-08 03:04 [Del]

How many calories does a poster contain?

767 Name: VIPPER : 2011-03-08 06:30 [Del]

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          ┃│              │  /100g │  /serving │ % Rda/Serving │┃
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          ┃│Protein      │   18.5g │   16.65Kg │           008% │┃
          ┃│Saturated fat │   12.0g │   10.80Kg │           182% │┃
          ┃│Trans fat    │   01.2g │   01.08Kg │           035% │┃
          ┃│Cholesterol   │   00.8g │   00.72Kg │           003% │┃
          ┃│Fiber       │   00.0g │   00.00Kg │           000% │┃
          ┃│Sugar       │   28.9g │   26.01Kg │           061% │┃
          ┃│Sodium      │   00.9g │   00.81Kg │           009% │┃
          ┃│Kcal        │ 121Kcal  │108,900 Kcal │           043% │┃
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768 Name: VIPPER : 2011-03-09 17:25 [Del]

Should I recycle?

769 Name: VIPPER : 2011-03-09 18:12 [Del]

>>768

  ε ⌒ヘ⌒ヽフ
 (   (  ・ω・) What are you? Some kind of liberal hippie faggot?
  しー し─J

770 Name: VIPPER : 2011-03-10 02:18 [Del]

>>769
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771 Name: VIPPER : 2011-03-10 03:40 [Del]

What is your favorite latte?

772 Name: VIPPER : 2011-03-10 05:13 [Del]

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773 Name: VIPPER : 2011-03-10 09:20 [Del]

If a woman tries to sadistically rape you, is it ethical to turn the situation around and rape her? (Assuming neither party wants to be on the masochist end.)

774 Name: VIPPER : 2011-03-12 09:48 [Del]

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775 Name: VIPPER : 2011-03-12 19:15 [Del]

>>773
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776 Name: VIPPER : 2011-03-13 05:28 [Del]

WHICH IS THE REAL VIPSAURUS?!?!?!

777 Name: VIPPER : 2011-03-13 15:10 [Del]

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778 Name: SHINI LASER : 2011-03-27 05:58 [Del]

>>1
HEY I REMBER YOU VIPSAURUS!!!! YOU WHERE THE GUY WHO THOUGHT YOU COULD BE AS CLEVER AS ME!!!! WHY SHOULD I ASK YOU ANYTHING WHITE BOI?!!!!! I'M SHINI LASER I GOT A MASSIVE IQ COMPARED TO YOU!!!! YOU SHOULD BE ASKING ME THING!!!!!! NOW GET OFF THE KEYBOARD AND GET A JOB!!!! I DONT PAY MY TAXES FOR SCUM LIKE YOU TO LEECH WELLFARE!!!!

WHEN THE MIDDLE EAST COUNTRY OF ARABIA INVADES US DUE TO A LACK OF WEPAONS IT WILL BE ON YOUR WORK SHY HEAD!!! THE MORE WELLFARE YOU COLLECT THE LESS MILLTARY HARDWARE THE USA HAS!!!! ALSO I'M SURE EUROPE IS PLANNING A SNEAK ATTACK!!!

779 Name: VIPPER : 2011-03-30 18:38 [Del]

I've sat on this chair for six months now, I shit and piss here, and I think my skin has fused to it. There's maggots everywhere.
How do I solve this conundrum?

780 Name: VIPPER : 2011-03-30 20:06 [Del]


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781 Name: VIPPER : 2011-03-30 20:46 [Del]

Is >>778 gonna be alright?

782 Name: VIPPER : 2011-03-31 18:32 [Del]

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783 Name: VIPPER : 2011-03-31 22:06 [Del]

Are you housetrained?

784 Name: VIPPER : 2011-04-01 11:41 [Del]

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