Who is next?
Why am I so cold?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT HEROIN. NEXT!
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Is morphine good for you?
Why are all the girls in Kanon so stupid?
Do you remember when none of the posts on the board were copy-pasted?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Yes, I remember the days... of the VIP before Time
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Can I get food from you? Rei wont give me any. D:
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Sorry, I'm all out of responses.
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How do I fix tanasinn problems?
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(∵´ー｀) ＜ It'∵ ∵∴t wo∵∴∵∴g w∵∴∵ ∵∴∵∴tanasinn?
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Now that was the res∵∴∵∴ ∵∴ loo∵∴∵∴ng fo∵∴∵∴anasinn.
How do I shoot?
I have an idea for a thread, but I'm afraid it may not be VIP Quality enough. Should I go for it anyways?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ NO. If it is not VIP, post it in DQN. NEXT!
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What's the difference between a giraffe?
What additional needs should I have?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ The need to for a rich advertising experience.
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How much did you have to pay DADDYCOOL for entrance?
whats the best way to kill my ex wife?
WHY DO ALL THE LADIES LOVE ME, WHY AM I SO GODDAMN CHARMING? ANSWER ME THAT ONE!!!
I just told my friend that I love her, why am I so stressed?
>>71
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Except that
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How should I go about becoming a professional VIP★STAR?
What is love?
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WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GET OFF WELLFARE AND GET A JOB YOU DIRTY BUM!!!!?????
I GOT A IQ OF 160!!!!! I GO TO MIT!!!!!!!!!!!! I DONT SUCK AT CHESS!!!!!!!!!!!!
I GOT A LOT OF SMARTS SEE????!!!!!!
HOW DO I FUCK
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( ´ー｀) ＜ First you must cause England to be ruled by a king.
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I heard VIPsaurus is a Jew, is this true?
How many uses are there for a ship rib?
What lies beyond the furthest reaches of the sky?
Why did you do 9/11?
Who are the Illuminati?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ The trueborns of this Earth. NEXT!
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Who's next?
C'mon, just pop that star right back in. It won't hurt a bit, well, not for long anyway.
Do you actually sleep in an iron maiden?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Your mom's an iron maiden.
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Get back, back. There. Happy? NEEEXT
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( ֠↭֠ ) ＜ TELISHA is the symbol in my eyes. I love to share knowledge. Next.
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Why is your tail shorter than your neck?
How do you compute the circumference of an alligator?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ About which axis of rotation? The one used when an alligator has a large piece of meat to tear into pieces? Or the one used when it does backflips and somersaults?
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How did you survive the mass extinction?
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How does it feel to be text?
Who else went underground with you?
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can you dance, if I ask you to dance
How do you feel about the coming VIP elections?
What do you do if you have two questions pending answer?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ >>114 Procastrinate until the thread falls off the front page. NEXT!
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Did you ever fight a battle in a war?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ >>116 No, but I once fought a war in a battle.
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What is the square root of 100 backwards?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ >>118 10i
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What's your stance on Tabasco sauce?
Arn't you just a ripoff of grandpa?
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( ´ω｀) ＜ >>122 What gave you that idea?
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Are you some sort of monstrous mutation of grandpa?
Are you going to run for VIP chancellor?
Ketchup or catsup?
Was it as good for you as it was for me?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ I prefer condiments that don't lick their own arses. NEXT!
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Which anime character would you like to marry?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ That dragon thing from Zero no Tsukaima. Rawr. NEXT!
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Where do they make balloons?