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( ´ー｀) ＜ Originally to transport gunpowder and heroin, and now for parties and advertising. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ In a little basket instead of sticking it up your bum. NEXT!
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What weighs as much as a duck?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ A witch. Burn her!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ They dont have souls. NEXT!
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Does that help, or hurt, their chances of going to heaven?
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So you're saying this whole thing is "mu"?
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VIPsaurus, who will win the SAoVQ elections?
VIPsaurus, what should I do with my future?
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Did Howard J. Slankson really invent the Slanket?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ No Jesus and Einstein did in heaven. It recently accidentally fell to earth. Slankson just found it. NEXT!
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How do I get my first million?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Invest in turkish lira. NEXT!
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If a forest falls deep in a forest, does it mean that there are lumberjacks in the forest?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Mu. NEXT!
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How do you feel about woodchucks?
>>156
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I'd like to learn to jack lumber. Will you teach me?
>>158
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Do I look like a lumberjack? NEXT.
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Do you look like a lumberjack?
What's "mu"?
>>162
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Read about it in Lone Wolf and Cub. NEXT
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HOW DO I FUCK again
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Can I go swim if I just ate something five minutes ago?
Am I the next?
Why does your website suck?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ >>173 is a #faggot. NEXT.
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Can I ask myself a question?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ No. NEXT!
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Can a ringtone be both cool and free at the same time?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Only if you get them from COOL FREE RINGTONES. NEXT!
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Where is the love?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ 50 bucks an hour. NEXT!
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Was the Election rigged?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ no ;) NExT!
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Are you on Daddycool's Payroll?
What's it like being a ＶＩＰ★ＳＴＡＲ?
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How do you roll?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Liek a hedgehog, bitch. NEXT!
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What do you think of the sub-prime housing crisis?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU FREAK‽
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( ´ー｀) ＜ The same thing that's wrong with YOU.
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Why didn't you say NEXT!?
>>192
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( ´ー｀) ＜ I was waiting on a comeback. NEXT
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>>194
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Either it's really dry (and I'd be glad to moisturize it [;)]) or you need to fucking clean it. NEXT
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Taugafræðilegur grunnur meðvitundar?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ I GRUNNURed your mom before your grandma was born. NEXT!
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Who is Tyler Durden?
Who are to answer VIPsaurus' questions?
Are bitches safe from Chicago Ted?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ As long as they aren't zombie bitches. NEXT!
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Why did you saged the thread 3 post above?
Are those mittens on your legs, or are you just enjoying a merry VIPmas?
How do I carried out?
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l ヽ、 / l
l ゝ-─┴- ､! ┌─────────
レ '´＼ ／ ｀ヽ ＜ WHY DOES KIMCHI TASTE SO GOOD NIDA?
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｀ ､ ′＼ , ´ ｀ヽ, - '´ /
＼ ｀ ー ´ , ｀ ノ
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/ ｀ ７ / ｧ‐个┐ f'´
｛＿, ｲ / 〈＿,ﾉ j ﾉ
￣ ｀¨ ´
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Go back to bed nida, and take your nekomimi with you. NEXT!
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Do you exist on a non-text form?
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Can we see it?
Is genocide by boomerangs the best answer?
Will there ever be true love? will >>215 and I questions be answered?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Bring me a plate of the hottest chili, and we'll talk. NEXT!
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Do you like chilli?
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What are you going to do with it?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Throw it at VIPPER and horribly scar him for life. NEXT!
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∧＿∧ ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
（ む∀｀） ＜ I come from the future, you will pay for what you did to me.
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How do I think outside of the box?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Read inspirational material. NEXT!
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Did you just reply twice?
Why do these w's keep carrying out?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ To a certain degree. Next!
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Why did your last answer make no gramattical sense?
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