why is your tail detached from your butt
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) MITON GA SUKI DESU KA？ ？ ？
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( ´ー｀) ＜ I strongly prefer slippers myself. NEXT!
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who killed JC?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ JFK. NEXT!
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How to save the world?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Don't breed. NEXT!
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There are three light-bulbs in a closed room and you are standing outside, near a switch that is connected to one of them? How to, entering the room only once, determine which light-bulb is the switch connected to?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Flip switch. Enter room. Observe bulbs. NEXT!
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What would happen if I took table cat off his table?
＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿∧＿∧
. ´∀｀ ＼ ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿_＼ ＜ Impossible
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ | |￣ ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿___| |
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| |
What has science done?
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Damn near everything. NEXT!
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WHO IS BATMAN?
| ＼
|Д｀) No one is here.
|⊂ I am batman...
|
♪ ☆
♪ ／ ＼ RANTA TAN
ヽ(´Д｀;)ﾉ RANTA TAN
( へ) RANTA RANTA
く TAN
♪ ☆
♪ ／ ＼ RANTA RANTA
ヽ（;´Д｀）ﾉ RANTA TAN
(へ ) RANTA TANTA
> TAN
Is that you, VIPsaurus?
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ No, it is Batman. NEXT!
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What about it daddy cool?
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ No, you didnt pay him enough. NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Your blatant disregard for the English language. NEXT!
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How many dead niggers does it take to make a crime scene?
How do I get more $$$ easily ???
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ You both answered eachothers question. NEXT!
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what does boobs feel like??? how i get hot sexy ladies???
Dear VIPsaurus,
When my boyfriend vomits inside my pussy, what should I do to him? How should I repay him? What would the correct etiquette be? I usually just shit on his chest (I love canned salmon), but I don't feel that is enough.
How do I un-mutate my second head?
Is there also an Area of VIP Quality Secretions?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ NO. NEXT.
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∧M∧ ┌─────────
( 。々°) ＜ OW. FUCK.
／ ／ └──────────
+
/ｌ
ｌ_」 ∧＿∧＿___
＿＿_ ‖（ﾟ∀ﾟ ;） //| ＜ YOU'RE WELCOME. THAT WILL BE 500VIPCOINS
<──<＼⊂ へ ∩）//|||
＼. ＼,>'（＿）i'''i~~,,,,/
──┐ ￣||￣（＿）￣~||~￣
Didn't that hurt?
Are you gonna eat that?
How do I give my children a proper an education???
∧M∧ ┌─────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Pay your taxes! NEXT!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ When are you coming home, dad?.
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∧M∧ ┌───────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Am i making a variation of a theme?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ I'm too young to understand your question.
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Why do you have a M on your head, and not a w?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Mine hasn't come out yet so I don't know. Next question please.
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HOW DO I FUCK answer my question at last damnit
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Please rephrase your question in a form of a question. NEXT.
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How to speak with your dad, Junior?
∧M∧ ┌───────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Use proper syntax. And that's not my son. NEXT!
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Boy's love games are my favorite.
∧M∧ ┌───────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ NEXT!
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What happens when you mix mango juice with lemon juice?
∧M∧ ┌───────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ A cocktail. NEXT!
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Who's the mum of your child?
∧M∧ ┌───────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ The child of the grandma of my child. NEXT!
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What's the deal with Coreans?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Circumcision envy. NEXT!
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What's the best way to wear mittens?
∧M∧ ┌───────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Put them on your hands inside out for maximum warmth. NEXT!
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Why did you arrange to be the one to 300GET?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ I find your allegations of conspiracy offensive. NEXT!
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＼ JEWsaurus
∪∪￣￣￣￣￣￣∪∪
How are you still walking around and talking with that shuriken embedded in your skull?
∧M∧ ┌───────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ There is no shuriken embedded in my skull ;). NEXT!
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What if there is no NEXT?
∧M∧ ┌───────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ I will die. NEXT!
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Can you make do with a PREV?
How are you going to raise your kid?
∧M∧ ┌───────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Rum and sodomy, like my days in the navy. NEXT!
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Where have you been?
∧M∧ ┌───────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Been with your mom. NEXT!
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Real mature VIPsaurus! You know there may be children on this site?
∧M∧ ┌───────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ I know, I touched them. NEXT!
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What is a man? No, scratch that. What is a child?
∧M∧ ┌───────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Delicious. NEXT!
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What would condiments go well with children
∧M∧ ┌───────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Ketchup. NEXT!
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Maybe now...
HOW DO I FUCK
∧M∧ ┌───────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ You don't. AND YOU NEVER WILL. next please.
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If I were to go back in time and kill my grandfather, what shenanigans would ensue?
How do I JEWS?
am i getting into grad school?
>>320
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( ´ー｀) ＜ You won't because you didn't
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>>321
∧M∧ ┌───────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ You dont JEWS, JEWS you
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>>322
∧M∧ ┌───────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ Yes because you're a smart person and people like you. NEXT.
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Why don't most petitions have anything to do with companion animals or plastic bottles?
VIPsaurus, does Mageres have the Buddha nature?
Where have you been in the last four months?
Where are my nice shoes?
∧M∧ ┌───────────
( ´ー｀) ＜ On summer vacation. NEXT.
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How long is a piece of string?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ It measures from one end to the other. NEXT!
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