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To VIP or not to VIP?
Which text editor do you use, VIPsaurus?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Ask my secretary. NEXT!
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Secretary of VIPsaurus, which text editor does VIPsaurus use?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Maybe now. HOW DO I FUCK
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Why is your back spiked, VIPSaurus?
How do I pitch a perfect game. VIPsaurus?
Can I ride on your back, VIPsaurus?
Why are you such a fossil?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ >>341 Because it hasn't gone extinct. NEXT!
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Why don't you ever answer two questions?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ >>348 Front side only. NEXT!
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Why haven't I seen you on National Geographic when they investigated Dinosaurs?
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How do you walk around without any joints?
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Why did you reply twice?
How do you make doughnuts, VIPsaurus?
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I don't want to be black anymore. What should I do?
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Why is my stereo system staticky all of a sudden?
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Why do I have so few followers on Twitter?
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What do my parents mean when they say "person of ill repute"?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ You. NEXT!
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I was replaying Valkyria Chronicles in KILL'EM ALL MODE and lost Alicia on Largo's veggie rescue mission. This should not have happened. Does playing nethack too much keep me from using the save state feature in other games?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Vidya is PIG DISGUSTING. NEXT!
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How do I become moe?
I want to stick my dick in Alicia. Is this normal, VIPsaurus?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ I knew many women of that name. In a biblical way. NEXT!
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What do you think of the VIPTRONIC Album?
What are your opinions of the current situation in the middle east? Also do you like falafel?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ It's decent, but I've made a submission to the next one that will blow you all away flexes
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( ´ー｀) ＜ It's decent, but I've made a rocket for the next settlement that will blow Israeli all away falafel.
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What is the meaning of semantics?
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I'm drunk?
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モーニング娘。 or 소녀시대?
Do lumberjacks actually jack lumber, or is it just a slanderous rumour?
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>>392
Don't just say "NEXT" when you have yet to answer my question!
Don't tell me what to do!
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT THIS MEANS WAR！ I WILL NOT REST UNTIL YOU ANSWER MY QUESTION！
Actually, on second thought, I will probably continue with my normal sleep habits since this war could go on for many days.
Would the both of you please silence yourselves and go back to the usual routine? VIPPER-さん, you do not want to go in the chamber at the same time with VIPsaurus.
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( ´ー｀) ＜ >>399 Don't tell me what to do. NEXT!
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Can I tell you what to do?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ >>401 No. NEXT!
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Anarchy in the what now?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ >>403 OK VIPPER
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Was 403 the code for OK in HTTP 0.000001?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ >>405 It's not your turn. I didn't say "NEXT!"
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How do I shot web?
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How do I beat the running man?
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>>412
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Excuse me, I waited in line but my question was never answered. Please rectify this situation or I shall have to make a formal complaint to your manager.
>>417
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( ´ー｀) ＜Please hold, your call is very important to us. Thank you for holding...please continue to hold. Your call is very important to us.
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How much soy sauce is too much soy sauce?
>>419
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Would you rather have a tiger attack you or a lion?
Was it a bad idea to make slavery illegal?
>>424
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Please provide a citation, VIPsaurus.
Will you ever meet a lady VIPsaurus and continue the soecies?
>>428
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Why do you assume I adhere to binary VIP-saurous sexuality!
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Does the pope shit in the woods?