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White wine goes with fish, but what grapes go with sushi?
oops sorry i don't belong here
Is it 5:00 yet?
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Are there any downsides to being a lumberjack's understudy?
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Which way do you pet a VIPsaurus?
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How many VIPsaurus are there?
How far can you count, VIPsaurus?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ >>449 More than you can count. NEXT!
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Fuck Israel?
What are the advantages of feeling over thinking?
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Can you touch your tail?
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What do you fear?
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I am a woodchuck, fear me!
I am a woodchuck, will you fear me?
What do you do when you aren't answering questions?
Are you narcoleptic?
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Are you asleep?
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Do you have a Facebook?
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When I touch myself I get covered in white stuff. What is this strange confectionery treat?
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Will a pretty girl ever love me?
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Will I ever be a little girl?
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What are your views on reverse circumsision?
Who dat?
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What's the M on your head for?
Why do you have such small stumpy legs when they could clearly never support a dinosaur.
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( ´ー｀) ＜ You are underestimating the sheer mass of my legs!
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( ´ー｀) ＜ That's because I didn't care to hear from you. NEXT!
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Does this mean you cared to hear from me?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ Then your reply will not bump this thread. NEXT!
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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?
How do I get better at 80's shmups?
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Does "GETting" make me cool?
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What is the greatest hair metal band from the 1980s?
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Why are "Kirk" and "Tad" such common names in gay porn?
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I think you do.
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Where are your vital reproductive organs?
Will you tell me a goodnight story in five words or less?
Did you know that crabs, an aquatic reptile, mainly feeds on birds and small mammals?
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With all this 3d stuff going on, how long do you think it will take until we virtual reality?
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VIPsaurus, if you were a pokémon, what would be your level?
VIPsaurus, if there were lady VIPsauruses, what would be your favourite position for doin' it?
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OH GOD VIPSAURUS! YOUR TAIL!
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Can you teach me mathematics?
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Where do you want to go today?
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How many VIPsauruses does it to change a lightbulb?
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Why does it take 244 VIPsauruses to change a lightbulb?
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( ´ー｀) ＜ >>244 doesn't answer questions in this thread. I do. NEXT!
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What's in the box??