What are things really made of, besides subatomic particles?
If you have two questions pending answers, how do you choose which one to answer?
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I have weltschmerz. Is it fatal?
If I told you I was a wealthy Nigerian banker and had a very lucrative proposal for you, would you be interested?
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Do I have to do foreplay if my partner is a dead body?
Is your answer going to be 'Yes. NEXT!'?
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How do I scream if I have no mouth?
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Can you infuse 6ch with some of your quality?
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How big are you? I need a sense of scale.
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Is that a xylophone on your back?
How much did you pay daddycool?
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What's the meaning of this?!
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NEXT!
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Why ls your neck so long? There are no trees in SAoVQ[that I know of]
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Hey, VIPsaurus, could you play Sandstorm? Y'know, the one by Darude?
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Is this your day job? Do you enjoy it?
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Post deleted by user?
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Biologically speaking, things grow spikes to make them harder for predators to eat.
So.
Who's your predator?
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Hey, VIPsaurus, I don't think your future and killing soon.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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（ ≖‿≖）
Don't you get the feeling something like this has happened before?
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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ああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ
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I think you should get a receptionist of some kind to keep those wackos out.
What makes people go aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAあああああ?
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Is that a look of serenity on your face, or one of distaste?
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Why did you answer the question with another question?
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Will you?
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Do you take this VIPPER to be your lawfully wedded prostitute?
Why is this tagged "theft"?
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How did you escape from Tablecat's stomach?
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（ ´∀｀） ＜ NEXT!
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（ ´∀｀） ＜ mein nase ist rot, aber warum
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VIPsaurus... WHERE ARE YOU!!?
Why so shitty, VIPturdus?